Monthly Archives: January 2011

Bob Herbert (Hearts) Failing Social Security

Excitable Bobby has a question to ponder if there’s a better government program than Social Security, I’d like to know what it is. Gee, let me think………oh, hey, those Constitutionally required defense ones are better. And the Coast Guard.

Arkansas And N.Y. Look To Play Nanny With Distracted Pedestrians

Having solved all their actual issues, it’s time for a big dose of nannyism Lawmakers in at least two states are looking to pull the plug on texting pedestrians and iPod-obsessed runners, claiming their diverted attention borders on disaster. After targeting drivers who paid more attention to their phone calls and text messages than the […]

Jesse Ventura May Not Have Time To Bleed, But, Plenty Of Time To Sue DHS

Ventura may a massive 9/11 Truther, and, surprisingly, that wacko viewpoint doesn’t enter in his lawsuit, but, he does have a good darned point Former Minnesota Gov. Jesse Ventura sued the Department of Homeland Security and the Transportation Security Administration on Monday, alleging full-body scans and pat-downs at airport checkpoints violate his right to be […]

Norway: That’s Super You’re The Norwegian Of The Year. Bye Bye!

They’re really not too keen on illegals in Norway The decision to deport Madina Salamova, 25, has sparked a nationwide debate about Norway’s immigration laws, triggered public protests, and put the country’s centre-left government on the defensive. The girl, who is better known under her literary pseudonym ‘Maria Amelie’, moved to Norway in 2003 with […]

Next Front In Globull Warming Science? Lawsuits

Actually, I would love to see them try this: they’d have to pony up actual science (well, mostly. John Edwards’ junk science lawsuits, which made him one the uber rich the Left supposedly hates, was possible by sympathetic juries) From being a marginal and even mocked issue, climate-change litigation is fast emerging as a new […]

Hey, Ladies, To Save Gaia, Use Tampons Like It Is 1499

One of Ask Umbra’s readers is concerned about the OB non-applicator tampons disappearing from shelves. The response is a bloody mess I’m so glad you wrote, Liza. Happy to be your guide to a more sustainable red tide. Some are calling it a Tampocalypse. But seriously, let’s not get overly alarmed. Sometimes disappearing tampons happen […]

Era Of Civility: You Should Be Livid About Climate Change If You’re Under 25

Well, it looks like young people, at least in the U.K., care more about their body image and other things, rather than globull warming, but, hey, they should live their lives like perpetually pissed off teenagers, according to Grist “Generation Hot” is the 2 billion or so young people who will be stuck dealing with […]

2011 SOTU: Style Over Substance

So reports The Politico: State of the union forecast: Atmospherics over policy When President Barack Obama steps into the House chamber Tuesday to deliver his second State of the Union address, ambience will trump substance. In his speech, the president will talk about jobs, the deficit and the future of the nation’s troubled economy, but […]

Breaking: Whiny A** Liberals Whine About Not Being Able To See Traitor

A couple of liberals are whining up a big storm, and, this is somehow “BREAKING” Jane Hamsher is with David House who is trying to visit Pvt. Bradley Manning at Quantico today while carrying a petition with 42,000 signatures requesting humane treatment for Manning. The military isn’t making it easy at all and detained Jane […]

Tennis Star And Warmist Caroline Wozniacki Says You Should Change Your Life

As for her, she’ll continue taking lots of fossil fueled flights around the world all the time SICK of being perceived as boring, fed up with insinuations that she is a ‘false’ world No 1, Caroline Wozniacki told the media to bring it on and turned her attention to everything from Kenny Dalglish to Andy […]

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