Category Archives: AGW Scaremongering

Your Fault: Hurricanes Could Maybe Possibly Cause 60% More Damage In NY

It’s all in the future, of course, unless you give up your use of fossil fuels and give your money and freedom to government NY’s Hurricane Insured Loss Potential Up More Than 60% as Climate Changes Insurance industry scientists put the spotlight on Northern U.S. cities in a new research paper about hurricane potential under a warmer […]

Your Fault: ‘Climate Change’ Making Winter Storms Worse Or Something

Oh, lawdy, here we go again Winter nor’easters have steadily grown more severe and will worsen with climate change, Penn researchers find Winter nor’easters have steadily grown more severe over the last eight decades, and they will become even worse if climate change is not dealt with, according to a new study co-authored by a […]

Rich Folks Worried About Global Boiling Driven Storms Build Better Homes In Path Of Storms

If these people were truly worried about the Doom from coastal storms they wouldn’t, you know, build homes at the coast, right? Coastal homeowners turn to climate-resilient designs to combat worsening hurricane seasons Forecasters are warning the 2025 Atlantic hurricane season, which started June 1, could be an above-average year, potentially producing up to 19 named […]

Your Fault: Global Boiling Causing More Home Runs

There’s nothing more American than mom, apple pie, and baseball, right? So, of course the climate cult has to dig its skeezy, cult fingers into America’s pastime Climate change is causing more home runs. Here’s why While most impacts of climate change tend to be negative, here’s one that most would agree is not. In […]

Time Is Super Excited To Explain How You Driving A Fossil Fueled Vehicle Has Changed July 4th

Things were vastly different in 1776, and, no one should be shocked that the cult is trotting this out, right? It’s not news, it’s doomsday cult fearmongering How Has The Climate Changed Since America’s First 4th of July? The Founding Fathers who gathered in Philadelphia to adopt the Declaration of Independence on July 4, 1776 […]

Your Fault: Global Boiling Could Maybe Alter The Flavor Of Your Gin And Tonic

Just to ruin the start of the week for all you gin and tonic lovers…or, heck, anyone who drinks gin (which tastes like paint thinner to me) How climate change could alter the flavour of your gin and tonic forever The flavour of gin and tonic may never be the same again due to climate […]

Your Fault: Calories From Foods To SOON! Plummet From Atmospheric Cancer

I’m pretty sure I have seen this one before, but, not sure. Regardless, it’s another in a long line of “Doom is coming SOON!” ‘Like everyone on the planet giving up breakfast’: Calories from food production set to plummet as the world heats up Rising global temperatures are set to devastate food crops across the […]

Bummer: Three Years Left To Save The World From Climate Doom

Here we go again Three years left to limit warming to 1.5C, leading scientists warn The Earth could be doomed to breach the symbolic 1.5C warming limit in as little as three years at current levels of carbon dioxide emissions. That’s the stark warning from more than 60 of the world’s leading climate scientists in […]

Surprise: Warmists Find New Way To Claim Hurricanes Will Get Bigger

You know this means that this season will probably be lighter than usual, right? Scientists discover concerning new phenomenon that may impact the intensity of hurricanes: ‘Might get stronger’ Nature’s way of cooling off ocean waters in the wake of tropical cyclones is losing its effectiveness as the planet overheats. The shorter lifespans of these […]

Your Fault: Half Of Fresno Comrades To Leave Over Global Boiling

I mean it could be due to the high crime rate, but, no, it’s because the citizens of Fresno drive fossil fueled vehicles and live a modern life Nearly half of Fresno residents will flee due to climate risks, report predicts A new risk report from a private firm predicts a large exodus of residents […]

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