Category Archives: AGW Scaremongering

Cult Scientists Warn Climate Doom Accelerating Faster Than We Can Respond

But, if we give the scientists a lot of money they can work to come up with studies to create working groups who work on plans to come up with committees to offer more money to scientists Climate Change Is Accelerating Faster Than We Can Respond, Scientists Warn The climate is warming up faster than […]

Your Fault: Hurricane Isaias Supercharged Because Your Drove A Fossil Fueled Vehicle

Strange, because there were no other hurricanes in the Gulf, nor the Atlantic all September. If the water was so warm why were there none? Oh, right, right, sorry, we aren’t supposed to ask questions, just blindly Obey the whims of the cult Climate change supercharged the warm Gulf waters fueling Hurricane Isaias Isaias underwent […]

Hotcoldwetdry Is Now Coming For Vanilla

I blame you Climate Change Is Threatening Your Favorite Flavors Vanilla may seem like one of the most basic flavors, but keeping it on the menu is anything but simple. Much of the world’s natural vanilla comes from Madagascar, where increasingly erratic weather, cyclones and drought threaten a crop with an outsized role in the […]

Your Fault: England Could Soon Have A Climate Cause Tea Shortage

Seriously, do the peasants in the UK need more scary fables? The government really doesn’t give a damned what they think and will force them, and have been forcing them for 15 years, to comply with climate cult doctrine Tea shortage warning as climate crisis sees production plummet and prices soar Kenyan growers who produce […]

Your Fault: ‘Climate Doom” Could Mess With Cheese Flavors From France

All you had to do was give up your use of fossil fuels, take the bus, and give up freedom to government Why some of France’s most famous cheeses are in peril Historic heat waves are putting French dairy cows that normally graze outdoors in summer under heat-related stress. Prolonged periods of drought are scorching […]

Your Fault: Trees In UK Are Just Giving Up Or Something

I don’t think I’ve seen this one before Trees ‘giving up’: Climate change hammers historic English gardens At Hampton Court Palace, head gardener Graham Dillamore strode across the burnt beige grass in the spectacular formal gardens southwest of London, laid out in the 17th century. “If we have a summer like this next year, by […]

Your Fault: El Nino Is Worse Because Of Global Boiling

This is not unexpected from the cult, right? Human-Caused Climate Change Is Making El Niño Stronger, Corals Show With a so-called “Godzilla” El Niño already strengthening in the Pacific, scientists this week revealed that the ocean warming phenomenon is more powerful than at any point in the last 1,000 years—and human-caused climate change is the […]

The World Is Inching Towards Hotcoldwetdry Doom Or Something

It’s always just around the corner, so, if you could be so kind as to stop using fossil fuels (it’s ok if you’re an Elite, though), and give your money and freedom to government that would be great The world inches toward catastrophic climate events: ‘Bigger shocks are on the way’ In the opening scene […]

Your Fault: Hotcoldwetdry Could Maybe Possibly Triple The Price Of Wheat

It’s your fault if only cake is left Climate change could triple the price of wheat Bread, pasta and breakfast cereals may seem far removed from dry fields in North America, Europe or Asia. Yet when water shortages hit several of the world’s most important wheat-growing regions simultaneously, the consequences can be felt all the […]

Your Fault: Cities Sinking Under Weight Of Buildings

Somehow this is all linked to ‘climate change’ Cities Sinking Under The Weight Of Their Buildings The Empire State Building, erected in 1931, weighs 365,000 tons — a relatively modest figure by today’s standards, since it isn’t even close to being the tallest building in New York City anymore. The skyline is now dominated by […]

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