Monthly Archives: April 2011

If All You See…

…are evil fossil fueled cars, you might be a Warmist

Bristol Bans Sarah From New Arizona Home

Sad, sad, sad news, brought to us by a “Daily Mail Reporter” Perhaps moving all the way to Arizona from Alaska was a hint. Bristol Palin has reportedly banned her mother Sarah from her new house in Maricopa because she is too controlling – and too conservative. The 20-year-old has become increasingly liberal since her […]

Reading Books Is Apparently Bad For Globull Warming

All you folks who read books, you are killing Gaia, and need to immediately buy an e-reader (until the alarmists determine that they are bad for Gaia). From TerraPass Unfortunately, the business of publishing books, newspapers, and magazines has a large environmental impact. In addition to the tens of millions of trees harvested every year, […]

Birth Certificate Controversy Proves New Age Of Accusation Or Something

And it’s all because you stupid, mean, uncivil (and probably raaaaacist) American civilians have access to the Internet (can we blame Al Gore?): A new era of accusation and innuendo President Barack Obama’s appearance Wednesday in the White House briefing room to present a documented rebuttal of suspicions that he was not really born on […]

Powershift 2011 Climahysterics Love Giant Puppets….Wait, What?

So says Bonnie Frye Hemphill Hey climate movement, you know what I missed about us that Power Shift pumped right back into me last week? The awesome. Yeah, flashmobs, pranks, swiftly organized warroom tweetups, late-night dance parties of 15,000. Remember that rebellious side of us, that “we won’t take the past for an answer” side […]

If All You See…

…is an evil gas pump, you might be a Warmist

RoP Threatens Sila Sahin After Posing In Playboy

I hope she’s taking this seriously The nude pictures of a Muslim actress in the German May 2011 issue of Playboy are stirring up outrage in the Muslim community. Sila Sahin, a 25-year-old Turkish German living in Berlin, has been branded a ‘whore’ and a ‘western slut’ after appearing topless on the cover of the […]

Belief In Climate Change (Hoax) Continues To Drop

I do wish that those taking the polls would distinguish between anthropogenic global warming and what is actually happening, which is primarily natural ( – Most of the human race does not see global warming as a serious threat, according to a Gallup poll released last week that surveyed individuals in 111 countries. Respondents were asked: “How serious […]

Super Deep Thinker Obama To Release Birth Certificate Today (Now Released)

All the news outlets, TV and print, are reporting that pResident Obama will supposedly release his long form birth certificate this morning, making it available to the media while Obama speaks about it at 945am. I’ll update this after he yammers on and calls people mean and raaaaacist or something. One thing I will be […]

Heh! Angry Birds Causes Globull Warming

From the Department of AGW Is Caused By Everything: Is Angry Birds Increasing Global Warming? We are well aware that the Angry Birds causes plenty of damage to complex structures and greedy green pigs, but are they causing damage in real life? The most successful mobile game ever seen may damage your eyesight after a […]

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