Nudity, Gratuitous Nudity!

Well, I was going to post a sexy video of Anne Hathaway to propagate the Rule 5 war with RS McCain, alas, my customer hit a deer during a test drive, so, I’m stuck waiting for the cops so we can file a report for insurance purposes. Sigh. Was a nice GTO, too. Just minor damage, no injuries.

Tuesday morning update: how about some Tori Black dancing in lingerie?

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8 Responses to “Nudity, Gratuitous Nudity!”

  1. proof says:

    William: You had us at the first “nudity”.

  2. Got me again. Twice in one day.
    “Because the Only Good Progressive is a Failed Progressive”

  3. Yeah, sorry about that. Just couldn’t get Youtube to give me embed code using my iPhone, but, I have tried to make up for that with some Tori Black!

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  5. SDN says:

    What is it with you guys and deer, anyway? Does someone make a bolt-on deercatcher?

  6. Heh heh. I wish there was some sort of deer repellent. I’ve come close a few times coming home, several large groups of deer live in what bit of wilderness is left in Raleigh. Fortunately, in this case, I saw the shape of the deer in the median of a major Raleigh road, barely back-lit by a furniture store (this was at 9pm). We were only doing 45, told the customer to slow down, deer! But, never saw the doe crossing till actually was hitting her at about 35-40 miles an hour. I found out a customer hit another deer on Tuesday (I was off).

    We had a customer 2 weeks ago who trashed her minivan hitting a deer. She had to slam on the brakes during the test drive of a minivan to avoid hit a group of deer crossing the road, and this was a big residential/commercial area.

    I’ve got a lot of animals in my area, including fox and beavers.

    Here’s funny, if not gross: a customer brought in a car Friday morning for warranty work because here car might have hit something. There was a squirrel (dead) hanging from the grill by its tail. Obviously not warranty. Double obviously, a definite guy story.

  7. proof says:

    SDN: Afraid a bolt on won’t do. If a deer leaps just before you him it, it goes through the windshield.
    I’ve tried those little whistles you put on your front bumper, but I couldn’t tell you if they really work or just make you feel better about trying.

  8. proof says:

    “hit”, not him.

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