Daily Archives: December 11, 2008

Umm, Suicide Bunnies?

Got your attention, I reckon’ After more than an hour of debate, the Central Linn School Board found itself split on a motion to remove the divisive “Book of Bunny Suicides” from library shelves. With a 3-3 vote, the board decided to take up the issue again in January, when all seven members will be […]

Jennifer Aniston Wearing Only A Tie

Looks like the January issue of GQ will feature a cover of Jennifer Aniston wearing only a tie She may be a raging wacko liberal, but, I guess we can excuse that this time. >:D<

Global Warming? Not So Serious, Says IPCC Chairman

For Believers, this is the equivilent for conservatives if Bush said “we need to get along with the jihadis” There is no clear evidence that global warming is an imminent danger to the world, says Rajendra Pachauri, chairman of the United Nations’ Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change. No. Clear. Evidence. But, hey, good news, Climahysterics! […]

Another Teacher Of The Year Candidate: Sex With Student In Front Of Students

Hear is a brite teechar A former Michigan high school teacher was in court Monday after being arraigned on a charge of indecent exposure and having sex with a student. Kelly Ann Abdo, of Luna Pier, pleaded innocent to the count. Monroe County Prosecutor William Nichols’ office said Abdo is accused of having sex with […]

Baby Jesus Has Been LoJacked

The big question is, is this story really, really sad, or somewhat humorous, due to what was done? When Baby Jesus disappeared last year from a Nativity scene on the lawn of the Wellington, Fla., community center, village officials didn’t follow a star to locate him. A GPS device mounted inside the life-size ceramic figurine […]

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