By aliens, I mean those from outer space
On a bad election night for some of the crankier candidates, an eccentric proposal was also rejected in the polls when voters in Denver opted against an initiative to track aliens from outer space.
The proposal, known as initiative 300, would have involved setting up a commission to monitor aliens and a website to allow members of the public to report UFO sightings.
It called on voters to “adopt an initiated ordinance to require the creation of an extraterrestrial affairs commission to help ensure the health, safety and cultural awareness of Denver residents and visitors in relation to potential encounters or interactions with extraterrestrial intelligent beings or their vehicles?”
More than 80% of voters rejected the idea.
People in Colorado should invest in reverse chastity belts and Alien abduction insurance.
Haha. Yeah, it’s all fun and games – until the Martians attack. I hope you remember this post when you are on the business end of a metal tipped whip being wielded by our new alien overlords.
@Kevin – LOL!
TO SERVE MAN
remember?
REMEMBER!?!?!?!?
OHH GOD!!!
IT’S A COOKBOOK!!!
I plan on staying away from Colorado for the future. Hey, maybe we can send the aliens to “probe” the UN, since they’ll have their ambassador
that’s ok, the “aliens” are already in CO.
… and CA, OR, WA, TX, FL, IL, NY, ….