Usama Dislikes Ta-Rez-Ah

If you haven’t caught the Saturday Night Live UBL skit, you missed a good one. Hopefully, someone will post the video today. However, Watcher of Weasels was nice enough to post the transcript.

On the whole, if you ask my opinion, I don’t see much difference between the two candidates, although, and I will probably get in trouble for saying this, I cannot stand Teresa Heinz Kerry. She is awful. Just awful. Our religion forbids us to strike a woman, although I admit, I do it all the time, and I know I shouldn’t. But if she were my wife, with Allah as my witness, I would not stop beating her.

On the whole, if she were UBL’s wife, I think the beating would be the other way around. Also, though SNL is known for pushing the envelope, might this be a bit to far? Now, I did look up THK’s birth records, and could only find a record for a birth in 1832. She is apparently one of the Undead, and is using her position as the wife of a Vietnam Veteran US Senator to garner blood. Kerry’s vasilating facial color accounts for some of her pick me ups.

Update: took awhile, but was able to remove all the scratches and dust and stuff, making THK’s BC readable


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