Category Archives: Surrender Monkey Friday

Surrender Monkey Friday: 3 GOPer’s Say Don’t Move Right

Surrendie is highly amused this Friday. While he generally enjoys when Democrats surrender, it is almost as fun for him when those in the GOP lose their minds as well: 3 Successful Republicans Caution Against a Move to the Right Senator Collins, Senator Alexander and Representative King were among Republicans who defied the odds in […]

Surrender Monkey Friday: Moonbat Over Alaska

Surrendie is having a good chuckle today. First, he got to witness the most inexperience presidential candidate win, a guy who was voted in by people who had not a clue who the guy was, and, now, moonbats going moonbat over something or other looking wonky in Alaska STOLEN ELECTION IN ALASKA? (Also cross posted here) Something […]

Surrender Monkey Friday: Thin Skinned Hagan Follows Barry Plan

When Surrendie first heard this story late Thursday, he said “Mine! Mine! Mine!” And, since I usually avoid arguments with poo flingers, I said, “sure.” Raleigh N&O Kay Hagan has filed a lawsuit against Sen. Elizabeth Dole. The Democratic Senate candidate announced this afternoon that she will sue her Republican opponent and the Elizabeth Dole […]

Surrender Monkey Friday: Kathy Parker Goes Catty Moonbat

The Surrender Monkey is really ready to get his groove on today. Surrendie loves all things surrender, but, he particularly enjoys when a supposedly conservative pundit goes catty moonbat, especially at a conservative website My husband called it first. Then, a brilliant, 75-year-old scholar and raconteur confessed to me over wine: “I’m sexually attracted to her. […]

SM Friday: What Do You Mean Thinks Look Rosy In Iraq?

On one hand, the Surrender Monkey is not amused. It really does not help the cause of the Defeatocrats to talk about The Surge having worked in The Paper Of Record. On the flip side, there is nothing Surrendie loves more then a surrender to the inevitable Market by market, square by square, the walls […]

SM Friday: Darnitall! Biden Rocks And ‘Cuda Still Bit His Arm Off

Surrendie didn’t know if he should be sad because Saracuda did so well last night, or happy because so many in the Liberal media were so flumoxed by her performance that they were forced to surrender and say “She done good!” But, Surrendie loves how they have done it. Consider an Internet front page story […]

Surrender Monkey Friday: Grey Lady Labels Obama A Liar

Of course, the New York Times doesn’t quite label Barry a liar, but, even Surrendie can read between the lines of a jilted Grey Lady, who has been carrying Barry’s water, and is not amused when he makes her out to be a fool: Dubious Claims in Obama’s Ads Against McCain, Despite Vow of Truth […]

Democrats Waive White Flag On Offshore Drilling

The Surrender Monkey is thrilled, and demanded he be given special time today, because, he does appreciate a good surrender Democrats have decided to allow a quarter-century ban on drilling for oil off the Atlantic and Pacific coasts to expire next week, conceding defeat in a months-long battle with the White House and Republicans set […]

Surrender Monkey Friday: Dem Congress Punts

The Surrender Monkey is simply thrilled by news that came out Thursday, and demanded that he be allowed to cover it The Democratic-controlled Congress, acknowledging that it isn’t equipped to lead the way to a solution for the financial crisis and can’t agree on a path to follow, is likely to just get out of […]

SM Friday: A Non-Tangled Story Of Journalistic Malpractice

The Surrender Monkey is exhilarated by the Washington Post this morning. Any time he sees one of the major mainstream media outlets completely distort and dive in to Weekly World News territory, he gets a thrilling up his leg. Surrendie wants to start with the sleaze: A Tangled Story of Addiction – Consequences of Cindy […]

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