Category Archives: Surrender Monkey Friday

Surrender Monkey Friday: Forced To be Bipartisan?

The Surrender Monkey is quite sure that Jonah Goldberg is feeling quite vindicated at this moment Senator Judd Gregg awoke to the bad news on Thursday morning that a coalition of Democratic groups had planned to run television advertisements in his state to pressure him to support President Obama’s economic recovery plan. Mr. Gregg, a […]

Surrender Monkey Friday: How Will Barry Govern?

The Surrender Monkey was laughing too hard after reading the headline at cBS News (story by Politico) to provide commentary, but his calm cousin, Staring Monkey, who does a great job at looking incredulous, is filling in, and just cannot believe the headline or the story. The full headline? The Great Unknown: How Will Obama Govern? […]

Surrender Monkey Friday: One Last BDS Column From Krugman (?)

Even the Surrender Monkey’s cousin, who posed for the banner, can’t believe the idiocy and Bush Derangement Syndrome from Paul Krugman and the NY Times. For people who claim to be progressives and liberals, who look towards the future, they just can’t let go of the past. Nor can they join people here in Reality […]

Surrender Monkey Friday: Oh, Those Peaceful Liberals

One just has to love those peaceful, peace loving liberals. Usually, they are what are referred to as “stationary targets.” But, not in the Home of Liberalism/Progressivism. They are also what are commonly referred to as “criminals,” or, in their vernacular, “candidates for rehabilitation” It’s been more than three monthsand the rainy season has begun, […]

Surrender Monkey Friday: Give Super Michelle A Paycheck

On of Surrendies favorite things, when it comes to surrender, is when newspapers surrender to massive idiocy in pushing a political agenda. They can wrap it up in nice prose and “facts,” but, idiocy is still idiocy. Case in point: Lauren Stiller, New York Times: First Lady: A Job Worth A Paycheck First lady. First […]

Surrender Monkey Friday: Know What Caused Housing Issues? Lower Taxes

So much surrender to choose from. Bailout-palooza. Dems in a froth over a change in Barry’s Iraq 16 month pullout plan. Dems in a froth over Barry wanting to shift troops to Afghanistan. Dems in a froth over Barry’s political appointments. And so much more. Yet, here we have a quiet surrender, from the New […]

Surrender Monkey Friday: Murtha Says He Was Right About Cold Blooded Killers

A special treat this Friday, Surrendie has given way so that the Murtha Monkey can greet us! Murtha Maintains He Was Right to Say Marines ‘Killed Innocent Civilians in Cold Blood’ Although all of the charges have been dropped against all of the Marines – except for one – involved in the killing of Iraqi […]

Surrender Monkey Friday: ACLU Loves The Drugs In Schools

Surrender is thinking that he should get a job in the school system, that way he can relive his hippie glory days, as well as protect his stash The American Civil Liberties Union of Connecticut is calling on the town school board to end its policy of allowing police dogs to sniff student lockers and […]

Surrender Monkey Friday: What Do We Rename The War On Terrorism?

So days there are those articles that just make Surrendie jump with joy. This is one of them Planet War: A New Name for the ‘Global War on Terror’? Peter_Feaver | Debating the proper label for this conflict is a hardy perennial of national security professionals and arm-chair experts. The arrival of a new President, […]

Surrendery Monkey Friday: Aur Skools R Grate!

Surrendie and his cousin Do! love this story, because it involves surrender of kids to public schools, creating the perfect Democrat voters! More than twice as many Americans – 56 percent — know that Paula Abdul is a judge on “American Idol” as know that the phrase “government of the people, by the people, for […]

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