Category Archives: Surrender Monkey Friday

Can You Say Anthing About Barry And Not Have It Be Racist?

Surrendie wasn’t even sure he should make an appearace today, since, although his is Barry’s #1 fan, and the guy who lays down the talking points for the Democrat Party, he himself, around lots longer then Barry, could be considered racist. On the flip side, Surrendie would like that, because it would show surrender to […]

SM Friday-Barry’s Speech: The Change You Never Heard

The Surrender monkey loved the speech, because it basically flipped off anyone who wanted some details. And, if you watched it, you heard the word change. But, not so much what it meant. Charles Babington of the AP (who Keith Olbermann tore into during a normal rant) Barack Obama, whose campaign theme is “change we […]

SM Friday: Nancy Censors The Troops

The Surrender Monkey jumps in the way back machine today, to a time when he put on his pink party dress and visited Queen Nancy on the floor of the House, along with his French cousin Reddition, in light of this new story by the San Francisco Chronicle House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, D-S.F., has done […]

SM Friday: The Queen Dismisses Nutroots. With Security

Surrendie is in ecstasy today, as he has learned from a source that not only did like minded surrender monkeys verbally assault Queen Nancy – and it has been a while since Surrendie was able to discuss her – but, she did something surrender like back. What happened? Nancy was trying to speak about her […]

SM Friday: Stop Winning In Iraq!

  The Surrender Monkey is not a happy camper. Progress just continues to, well, progress in Iraq, giving like minded individual little ability to slam the mission and call for cut and run (Operation Iraqi Freedom) Despite the recent drawdown of coalition troops in Iraq, violence levels continue to drop as Iraqi Security Forces grow […]

SM Friday: House To Do Important Business On In-Flight Calls!

  This one thrills the Surrender Monkey. Nothing he likes better then when important legislation, such as, oh, allowing American companies to search for new oil sources on American property, is ignored in favor of a feel good measure: In-flight Cell Call Ban Advances in Congress A bill that would stifle in-flight cellular calls despite […]

SM Friday: Antiwar Hypocrites

Happy Friday! The Surrender Monkey is thrilled with his buddy Barry’s redeploy to Afghanistan talk, because he knows that sooner or later, the kook fringe surrender base will force the Messiah to change and once again call for cut and run. But, in the meantime, Ralph Peters writes about antiwar hypocrites AM I the only […]

SM Friday: Goracle – Hey, I’m Still Relevant Here! Hello?

  There are lots of things Surrendie loves: some good brie, French bread, a nice Bordeaux, pre-emptive surrender. One of his others is when a port-sider decides to extend their 15 minutes with some sort of craziness, such as with Cindy Sheehan, Wes Clark, and now, Al Gore. Though, Surrendie is conflicted, as he has […]

Impeachment Theatre: Seven GOP Idiots Who Need To Go

Redacted: I goofed when reading the story this am, read too much in to it through a link at a hard left site. But, not going to disappear it down the memory hole. We all make mistakes.   The Surrender Monkey, after taking the day off on iFriday, makes a special appearance, and he is […]

Surrender Monkey Friday: Missing In Action

The Surrender Monkey is MIA today, he is very, very busy! Blogging will be pretty much non-existent today.

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