Category Archives: Current Affairs

Climate Change Bad For “The Poor”

Will this be the new meme to push governments to deal with AGW? Climate Change ‘hits poor hardest’ Sir David Attenborough and Archbishop Desmond Tutu have called on world leaders to do more to protect the poor from the devastating effects of climate change. The two were among 19 signatories of a letter to The Times […]

Playboy Gets Into The Christmas Spirit

And manages to really tick off an enormous amount of people in Mexico, and now that they know about it, the world. Good job, Playboy! PLAYBOY has got into the Christmas spirit – by putting the Virgin Mary NUDE on its cover. The controversial mag’s latest festive offering is sure to kick up a storm […]

Old Tear Gas Used In Greece: Poor Rioting Babies

Say, have you heard about all the rioting that has been going on in Greece? Thousands of Greek protesters clashed with riot police yet again in Athens today, as police started to run out of tear gas after battling rioters day and night for a whole week. Police sources said their riot squads had fired […]

Taxpayers Furious Over Mortgage Bailouts. Ya Think?

I’m probably not being fair to CNN for putting this story in the “Um, DUH!” category and making fun of their headline, since I am amazed that they would actually publish the story, but, DUH! The story is from the 5th, but, still relevant Ask most Americans whether they’re in favor of spending taxpayer dollars […]

Surrender Monkey Friday: Murtha Says He Was Right About Cold Blooded Killers

A special treat this Friday, Surrendie has given way so that the Murtha Monkey can greet us! Murtha Maintains He Was Right to Say Marines ‘Killed Innocent Civilians in Cold Blood’ Although all of the charges have been dropped against all of the Marines – except for one – involved in the killing of Iraqi […]

Umm, Suicide Bunnies?

Got your attention, I reckon’ After more than an hour of debate, the Central Linn School Board found itself split on a motion to remove the divisive “Book of Bunny Suicides” from library shelves. With a 3-3 vote, the board decided to take up the issue again in January, when all seven members will be […]

Another Teacher Of The Year Candidate: Sex With Student In Front Of Students

Hear is a brite teechar A former Michigan high school teacher was in court Monday after being arraigned on a charge of indecent exposure and having sex with a student. Kelly Ann Abdo, of Luna Pier, pleaded innocent to the count. Monroe County Prosecutor William Nichols’ office said Abdo is accused of having sex with […]

Baby Jesus Has Been LoJacked

The big question is, is this story really, really sad, or somewhat humorous, due to what was done? When Baby Jesus disappeared last year from a Nativity scene on the lawn of the Wellington, Fla., community center, village officials didn’t follow a star to locate him. A GPS device mounted inside the life-size ceramic figurine […]

Are You Ready For $15 Gas And Massive High Power Costs?

Well, if not, get ready: Science paves way for climate lawsuits People affected by worsening storms, heatwaves and floods could soon be able to sue the oil and power companies they blame for global warming, a leading climate expert has said. Myles Allen, a physicist at Oxford University, said a breakthrough that allows scientists to […]

Today’s Unhinged Chav Christmas Play

Apparently, someone decided to put on a “chav” Christmas play, chav meaning basically “young scumbag.” In America, these would be the people walking through the mall with pants that keeping falling down, a towel over their shoulder, hat turned to the side, no shower in the immediate past, and probably one of those fake teeth […]

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