Category Archives: Like, Gnarly, Dude

Los Angeles Opens New Bridge, Liberals Mess It Up

Say, why are the climate cultists in LA opening a new bridge to move fossil fueled vehicles? Los Angeles Enjoys Its New Bridge a Little Too Much Less than three weeks ago, with fireworks, crowds and the civic joy that only a new Instagram backdrop can muster, America’s second-largest city christened a stunning new $588 […]

Declassify Now: US Recorded Lots Of UFO Sightings

I still say one of the big things Trump should have done after seeing the election stolen was to declassify the heck out of all the information on UFOs US military recorded ‘a lot more’ UFO sightings than made public, says ex-intelligence director There have been “a lot more” UFO sightings than has previously been […]

Not Florida: Naked Woman Arrested For Entering New Orleans Airport

The part I like is that the headline almost assumes she wouldn’t have been arrested if it wasn’t Bat Soup virus lockdown Woman arrested for entering New Orleans airport naked amidst coronavirus lock down People used to get dressed up to fly. A woman was recently arrested after allegedly arriving at the Louis Armstrong International […]

Good News: Bat Soup Virus Can Be Spread By Farts

Of course, there is one little caveat Coronavirus ‘could be spreading across the globe through farts’ claim doctors The deadly coronavirus bug could be spreading across the globe through farts, according to doctors. Tests carried out earlier this year have shown that the virus was present in the faeces of more than half of patients […]

Hmm, Did A Traffic Camera Take A Photo Of Bigfoot?

Interesting if true Hmm, could it be real? #Sasquatch — WilliamTeach2 (@WTeach2) January 24, 2020 The story notes this tweet Sasquatch spotted!!! I'm not superstitious… just a little stitious. Have you noticed something strange on our Sherman Pass/SR 20 webcam before? If you look closely by the tree on the left there looks to […]

Good News: Robots Are Taking Over Strip Clubs

Robots doing certain jobs is fine, like taking your order at the fast food place, making your vehicle to exacting specifications almost every time. This? Sex machines: Robotic pole dancers invade French strip club If you fear robots taking over human jobs, just you wait till you read about this one. Technology has long paved […]

Bummer: Illegal Alien Gets Fine From ICE For $497,777

If you can’t pay the fine don’t do the crime Ordered Deported, Then Sent a $497,777 Fine From ICE Edith Espinal spends her days praying, reading and, when feeling brave, taking short accompanied walks outside the Mennonite church in Columbus, Ohio, where she has been living for 21 months. Church leaders have been protecting Ms. […]

Is This Something? Senators Were Briefed On UFO Activity By Pentagon

I know some disagree with me, but, I’ve always maintained a position that the majority of UFO sightings and such are made up in one fashion or another. But, can we say that 100% are not real? Some will say yes. Some, of course, will go in totally the opposite way, claiming that most are […]

Yogi Gator Crashes Picnic, Gets All The Guac And Cheese

Boo Boo was nowhere to be seen Gator devours block of cheese and half a watermelon after crashing picnic date A hungry alligator crashed a picnic date by a Florida lake and gobbled down an entire bowl of guacamole. Taylor Forte had planned a picnic Thursday for her fiance Trevor Walters at Lake Alice, before […]

Next To Be Considered “White Supremist”: The #Hashtag

What’s the over/under on the Leftist media falling for this, along with the Liberal base? 4chan’s new troll campaign aims to make the hashtag a white supremacist symbol — No Getting Over Macho Grande Or BREXIT For Theresa (@smitty_one_each) May 28, 2019 From the article Members of the notorious internet forum 4chan have proposed a new troll […]

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