Category Archives: Like, Gnarly, Dude

Good News: Robots Are Taking Over Strip Clubs

Robots doing certain jobs is fine, like taking your order at the fast food place, making your vehicle to exacting specifications almost every time. This? Sex machines: Robotic pole dancers invade French strip club If you fear robots taking over human jobs, just you wait till you read about this one. Technology has long paved […]

Bummer: Illegal Alien Gets Fine From ICE For $497,777

If you can’t pay the fine don’t do the crime Ordered Deported, Then Sent a $497,777 Fine From ICE Edith Espinal spends her days praying, reading and, when feeling brave, taking short accompanied walks outside the Mennonite church in Columbus, Ohio, where she has been living for 21 months. Church leaders have been protecting Ms. […]

Is This Something? Senators Were Briefed On UFO Activity By Pentagon

I know some disagree with me, but, I’ve always maintained a position that the majority of UFO sightings and such are made up in one fashion or another. But, can we say that 100% are not real? Some will say yes. Some, of course, will go in totally the opposite way, claiming that most are […]

Yogi Gator Crashes Picnic, Gets All The Guac And Cheese

Boo Boo was nowhere to be seen Gator devours block of cheese and half a watermelon after crashing picnic date A hungry alligator crashed a picnic date by a Florida lake and gobbled down an entire bowl of guacamole. Taylor Forte had planned a picnic Thursday for her fiance Trevor Walters at Lake Alice, before […]

Next To Be Considered “White Supremist”: The #Hashtag

What’s the over/under on the Leftist media falling for this, along with the Liberal base? 4chan’s new troll campaign aims to make the hashtag a white supremacist symbol — No Getting Over Macho Grande Or BREXIT For Theresa (@smitty_one_each) May 28, 2019 From the article Members of the notorious internet forum 4chan have proposed a new troll […]

Science Is Cool: First Picture Of A Black Hole Revealed

I’ve been waiting for this for over a week, when it was first announced that it would be released Scientists have obtained the first image of a black hole, using Event Horizon Telescope observations of the center of the galaxy M87. The image shows a bright ring formed as light bends in the intense gravity […]

Good News: Feminists Say It’s Now OK To Stare At Breasts

In fact, it seems as if they want us to stare at female breasts (via Twitchy) Giant inflatable breasts appear around London in effort to destigmatize breastfeeding — The Hill (@thehill) April 3, 2019 From the article Giant inflatable breasts were installed across the city of London on Monday in an effort to […]

Good News, Spiders Are Playing Creepy Nursery Rhymes

And I thought the huge ugly spider with its huge ugly web up near the spotlight at the 2nd floor roofline in the back was creepy "Spiders blamed after broken siren played creepy nursery rhymes randomly at night to UK townsfolk" SIREN PLAYED CREEPY NURSERY RHYMES… SPIDERS… BLAMED. 🖕 🌎 — Clint Sears (@clintisawesome) September […]

Never Bring A Contractor’s Level To A Sword Fight

This must have been surprising to the guy with the contractor’s level Parking dispute gets medieval as men battle with sword, 4-foot level, cops say A neighborhood parking dispute in Somerset County turned bloody after a man pulled a sword from his car and began slashing at another man who was swinging a 4-foot contractor’s […]

Good News: It’s Now Legal To Be A Witch In Canada Again

It’s especially helpful for warding off moose attacks (Narcity)  Throughout its history, Canada has instituted a slew of strange lawsthat no one really understood the purpose of. One law in particular, found in Section 365 of Canada’s criminal code, made it illegal to pretend to practice witchcraft, sorcery and fortune telling: 365 Every one who fraudulently (a) pretends […]

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