Good News: Bat Soup Virus Can Be Spread By Farts

Of course, there is one little caveat

Coronavirus ‘could be spreading across the globe through farts’ claim doctors

The deadly coronavirus bug could be spreading across the globe through farts, according to doctors.

Tests carried out earlier this year have shown that the virus was present in the faeces of more than half of patients with Covid-19.

And doctors have previously warned farts contain tiny poo particles that can spread bacteria. (snip)

In his findings Dr Tagg cited tests carried out earlier this year which showed 55% of patients with SARS-CoV-2 had it present in their poo. (snip)

The doctor added that previous tests have shown farts have the power to spray talcolm powder long distances.

But

It said that farts are unlikely to transmit the virus provided pants are worn.

It warned, however, that if the infected patient was not wearing pants, and they released a large amount of gas, then someone else – if they took a close sniff at the gas – could be at risk.

Don’t sniff farts.

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6 Responses to “Good News: Bat Soup Virus Can Be Spread By Farts”

  1. Kye says:

    So, not only us old farts but any farts? That’s incredulous!

  2. Formerlib says:

    Well, that’s one more guilty pleasure off my list.

  3. Liljeffyatemypuppy says:

    Keep a BIC handy.

    Lolgf https://www.thepiratescove.us/wp-content/plugins/wp-monalisa/icons/wpml_yahoo.gif

  4. Dana says:

    What, you didn’t use your “he who smelt it, dealt it” illustration?

  5. Dana says:

    If coronavirus is present in poop, doesn’t that mean that the bovine feces of liberals is primarily responsible for this problem?

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