Category Archives: Unhinged Tools

Surrender Monkey Friday: Excitable Andy Purchases His Clown Suit

February 13, 2009 – 9:15 am

Surrendie has brought out his clown suit, plus, I think he is a bit drunk, to bring you the wonderful insanity of Andrew Sullivan, the Commander In Wacko of the adultless The Atlantic. Excitable Wackadoodle Andy, the self proclaimed Last Real Conservative, is spinning like a drug infused top in order to protect his man-crush, Barack […]

By William Teach Also posted in Barking Moonbats, Barry Obama, Democrats, GOP, Sarah Palin, Surrender Monkey Friday 1 Comment

Excitable Andy Still Bat Sh*t Crazy: The GOP Has Declared War On Barry

February 12, 2009 – 8:15 pm

Seriously, are there any adults at The Atlantic who are even slightly embarrassed by being associated with this raving lunatic? The GOP Has Declared War On Obama This much is now clear. Their clear and open intent is to do all they can, however they can, to sabotage the new administration (and the economy to […]

By William Teach 2 Comments

AGW Today: Indoctrination Is Causing Mental Problems

February 9, 2009 – 8:40 am

This is what the AGW scare-mongering has wrought Last year, an anxious, depressed 17-year-old boy was admitted to the psychiatric unit at the Royal Children’s Hospital in Melbourne. He was refusing to drink water. Worried about drought related to climate change, the young man was convinced that if he drank, millions of people would die. […]

By William Teach Also posted in Global Warming 7 Comments

AGW Today: Having More Then Two Kids Is Irresponsible

February 1, 2009 – 10:43 am

OK, AGW Believers, step up to the truth detector: are you for or against this? Will you follow this advice? Or, will you finally admit that the anthropogenic global warming craze has gotten beyond absurd? Two children should be limit, says green guru COUPLES who have more than two children are being “irresponsible” by creating […]

By William Teach Also posted in Global Warming, Liberal World 5 Comments

Michael Steele New RNC Chairman, Complete With Moonbattery

January 30, 2009 – 4:43 pm

Unsurprisingly, CNN only found this to be a minor sidebar story, part of their Political Ticker, encompassing a whopping 6 paragraphs Members of the Republican National Committee elected their first-ever African-American party chief on Friday, choosing former Maryland Lt. Gov. Michael Steele to chair the organization after six rounds of tumultuous balloting. I roused myself […]

By William Teach Also posted in Barking Moonbats, GOP, Politics 7 Comments

Nutty Charlie Brooker Is Back Talking About Obama Being Shot

January 27, 2009 – 9:24 am

You remember Charlie Brooker, right? He’s the guy who ruminated about someone shooting President Bush if he was re-elected. And now he writes Last week I watched the most frightening horror movie I’ve ever seen. It was about three hours long, and, incredibly, it all unfolded live. I’m talking, of course, about the inauguration of […]

By William Teach Also posted in Barry Obama, Beyond Moonbat, GWB, Wonky Media 1 Comment

Unhinged In Houston – Bush 41 Monument Defaced

January 22, 2009 – 5:19 pm

Not surprised in the least Shortly before 2pm (Tuesday the 20th), Houston police got a call of criminal mischief in progress at the George Bush monument on Bagby at Preston in downtown Houston. Witnesses say a man who appeared to be homeless was using paint to vandalize the monument. The man was described as having […]

By William Teach 3 Comments

DU Thread Of The Day: Pure Unhinged BDS

January 20, 2009 – 11:06 pm

They just can’t. Let. It. Go. The saddest part, one of many, is that this will be going on for at least 6 months to a year. WilliamPitt – ADIOS MOTHERFUCKER. Bush is gone. Subtle. Massive seething and language below the jump Thank the gods! Frackin’ motherfracker! fracking smegging gorram nerf-herder! Fuck yeah! The perfect […]

By William Teach Also posted in Beyond Moonbat, GWB 3 Comments

BDS Rages Eight Blocks From The White House

January 19, 2009 – 8:15 pm

And Jonn from This ain’t Hell…but you can see it from here was there to witness the insanity He’s got plenty of pictures and videos of people who are so divorced from reality that they are in an alternate universe. I heard Harry Turtledove was going to write his next series about these folks, but, he decided to […]

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Even Chavez Thinks Obama Is The Devil

January 19, 2009 – 7:38 am

No change from Chavez CAMPO CARABOBO, Venezuela (Reuters) – Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez said on Saturday Barack Obama had the “stench” of his predecessor as U.S. president and was at risk of being killed if he tries to change the American “empire.”   Most world leaders expect a new era of U.S. foreign relations when […]

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