Category Archives: Unhinged Tools

Spokane Parks To Detonate Squirrels, + Peta Nuts

April 13, 2009 – 7:30 pm

Really, is there any possibility for improvement on that headline? Spokane is having a problem with too many ground squirrels at the Finch Arboretum So the Parks and Recreation department is going to use a special machine to detonate some of the 100 to 150 rodents that are tearing up the grounds. The machine is […]

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Twooferism Lives! Highly Engineered Explosives

April 6, 2009 – 7:40 pm

Still not as amusing as the chicken wire recreation of the fire at the World Trade Center (that’s a classic!), but, maybe it is about time for the Twoofers to join us in Reality Land® A team of scientists claim to have unearthed startling data from dust and debris gathered in the days and weeks […]

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It’s Bush’s Fault For Millions Losing Money In Their Pensions

April 5, 2009 – 9:16 am

Remember the good old days, when newspapers could get away with spinning the news and no one could call them on it? Ah, those were the days before the rise of the Internet(s), when liberals owned whatever they wanted to make news, and none would be the wiser. Case in point Shortly before the first […]

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Blimey, I Didn’t Expect A Kind Of Spanish Inquisition

March 30, 2009 – 7:56 am

No one expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is Bush Derangement Syndrome…Bush Derangement Syndrome and appeasement of Islamic terrorists…Our two weapons are Bush Derangement Syndrome and appeasement of Islamic terrorists, and socialist dogma…. Our three weapons are Bush Derangement Syndrome, appeasement of Islamic terrorists, and socialist dogma, and an almost fanatical devotion to moonbats… […]

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Is There Any Holiday Unhinged Leftists Won’t Try And Ruin?

March 20, 2009 – 6:47 pm

Other then the birthdays of Stalin, Lenin, Hitler, etc, there always seems to be some holiday that leftists will try and ruin (and yes, I do understand that Unhinged Leftists is rather redundant) Animal rights group Peta targeted Jamie Oliver’s flagship restaurant in a protest against the celebrity chef’s promotion of British pork. The move […]

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Lynne Cheney Hospitalized, DUmmies Offer Their Best Wishes

March 17, 2009 – 2:32 am

Apparently, Lynne Cheney was hospitalized in Philly after fainting. Hopefully, this is nothing serious,  and I offer my best wishes to the Cheney’s on a speedy recovery. So do the DUmmies. Well, not really. You can read the typical sleaze if you want.

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Newsweek Tries The Controversial Route

March 2, 2009 – 2:16 pm

Their next magazine cover In the March 9, 2009 issue of Newsweek (on newsstands Monday, March 2), “Radical Islam is A Fact of Life. How To Live With it” Fareed Zakaria makes the case for why the West needs to adopt a more sophisticated strategy toward Radical Islam. Plus: Israel’s Benjamin Netanyahu and Avigdor Lieberman […]

By William Teach Also posted in Dhimmitude, Islamification, Journalistic Malpractice, RoP 2 Comments

AGW Today: Here’s Your AGW Science

February 23, 2009 – 8:40 am

I make no bones about the fact that I treat the anthropogenic global warming issue as one mostly about control of people and economies, a political issue. Science is simply something the Believers spin to fit their need for Mankind to be at fault. This is why I leave the deep science to people like […]

By William Teach Also posted in Global Warming, Science 1 Comment

Waaaahbulance Time In The Leftosphere Over Cartoon

February 18, 2009 – 8:00 pm

I guess it is a day for Manufactured Hypocritical Outrage today in the Nutroots. First we had the freakout at Michelle M. over Obama-Hitler comparisons (snicker), now A cartoon likening the author of the stimulus bill, perhaps President Barack Obama, with a rabid chimpanzee graced the pages of the New York Post on Wednesday. The […]

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Nutroots Now Bothered By Hitler/Nazi Comparisons

February 18, 2009 – 8:10 am

And they are freaking out. Not that there is anything unusual about that. Head to Michelle Malkin’s spot for the details on what has them peeing their panty shields this time. I got those two photos from Photobucket, where a search for “Bush Hitler” gets 436 hits. Google images has 764,000.

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