You could just imagine some people at the UN building screaming and gnashing their, having to be physically held back, over this release
Cancun climate change summit: glaciers increasing despite climate change
Glaciers in many parts of the world are increasing, according to a new United Nations report, despite climate change.
Glaciers have grown in western Norway, New Zealand’s South Island, parts of Asia and the Tierra del Fuego in South America.
Obviously, the story then goes on to say that the rest of the worlds glaciers, most of which haven’t been studied and documented for the long term, if at all, are retreating OMG THEY ARE GOING TO ALL DISAPPEAR!!!!!1!!!! Yet, if it is global warming, then why are some increasing? Oh, right, I forgot, the New Doctrine says that warm causes cold. My bad.
Atlanta’s most unguarded tongue is at it again, telling global leaders meeting in Mexico that the rest of the world should adopt China’s one-child policy, according to a Toronto newspaper.
“If we’re going to be here [as a species] 5,000 years from now, we’re not going to do it with seven billion people,” CNN founder Ted Turner said Sunday at a conference discussing the impact of demographic trends on the future of greenhouse gas emission.
If such a plan was adopted, the father of five said, poor people could profit from their decision not to reproduce by selling fertility rights.
Five, huh?
