AGW Now Creating More Hookers

They write this as if it is a bad thing

Caroline Malema, from Malawi, is telling us that women in her village are turning to prostitution because they can no longer make enough money from farming.

But, if no one is making money, who can afford a hooker?

Most of the farmers don’t use the words ‘climate change’. They say things like; “we can’t sew the same seeds we used to because they don’t grow any more”, “the weather is getting unpredictable”, “the rains are getting shorter and the droughts are getting longer” or “we have less time to recover”.

Oh, you mean that pesky thing known as weather. It changes. It fluctuates minute by minute, hour by hour, weekly, yearly, by decade and by century. Truth is, we can’t keep a stray shower from ruining your picnic, so how are we going to stop global weather patterns?

Anyhow, remember a long time ago, in an administration far far away, when we used to hear non-stop whining about the unilateral president taking on more and more power? Yeah, about that

The federal government will require each agency to measure its greenhouse gas emissions for the first time and set targets to reduce them by 2020, under an executive order signed by President Obama Monday.

Hey, I have a great way of doing this (for transparency, that master neocon, George W. Bush, started this idiocy): we massively reduce the size and scope of the federal government. We stop giving federal employees big cars they can drive hither and yon at will, and we reduce the time government actually works. Bamm! Lower CO2 output.

Oh, and Barry can start by reducing his own footprint. He can turn his thermostat down in the fall and winter and set it higher in the spring and summer, not to mention giving the quick trips overseas for his me me me appearances a break.

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2 Responses to “AGW Now Creating More Hookers”

  1. proof says:

    Global warming creating more hookers? Well, Al Gore certainly has round heels!

  2. TFMo says:

    Gore’s not a hooker. He’s just a common whore.

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