Let’s start in reverse order, shall we? The Washington Post’s Andrew Freeman starts us off with despair
Now a new poll released by Yale University late last week found that 52 percent of Americans would fail a climate change test, and that only 50 percent of those who think global warming is happening think it is caused mostly by human activities, such as the burning of fossil fuels like oil and coal.
The poll results reveal a society that has not yet fully engaged with the climate change issue, with 48 percent of respondents saying they have thought about global warming “a little” or “not at all.”……..
Perhaps because those people couldn’t care less about a mostly fake subject designed to scare people.
Also, the survey found that 38 percent of Americans say there is a lot of disagreement among scientists about whether global warming is occurring. In fact, there is very little disagreement in the climate science community about whether the climate is warming and why.
In fact, over 31,000 American scientists have signed a petition saying AGW is bunk. The IPCC is losing authors and scientists left and right. Science is not consensus. It is facts. And AGW is nothing more than a cult which says that everything is caused by their pet belief.
Moving on, since to fisk Freeman’s diatribe would require a massive post (plus, he gets destroyed in comment after comment), we find
Global warming will wreak havoc on Canada’s infrastructure unless governments and individuals start adapting now, a panel of experts has told a Toronto gathering.
Because weather has never caused any infrastructure problems before. But, so would cold weather. Welcome to the reality of Mother Nature. Oh, wait, sorry, cold weather is caused by global warming. My bad!
And the best for last
Retired Air Force officer and author of the book Challenges of Change, Stanley A. Fulham, predicted that on Oct. 13, 2010, UFOs would visit the world’s major cities without landing or communicating for fear of causing panic. We’re not saying we’re hopping on the alien bandwagon, but if Fulham is accurate, we consider it good news. In his book, Fulham explains that this event will “be the initial interaction in a process leading to mankind’s acceptance of the alien reality and technologies for the removal of poisonous gases from the earth’s atmosphere in 2015, if not sooner,” according to a Sept.13 press release.
He also says they have been, “witness to countless thousands of alien civilizations who polluted their planets to total extinction where not a single being, animal or plant survived. They urgently warn planet earth is presently on the same self-destructive path … the aliens are well aware of our environmental crisis, and have benevolently decided to rescue mankind in this vast universal drama.” In short, they’re going to save us from ourselves.
And, yes, he was referring to anthropogenic global warming. Check the press release.
The aliens are probably coming to laugh at people for believing the idiotic ramblings of alarmists.
There’s a test? Nobody told me! I woulda studied, honest!
Wait. If these anonymous hidden aliens have the answer to glow-bull warming and countering the poisonous gases that is killing our planet as we breathe (through our gas masks), then how come they didn’t save those “countless thousands of alien civilizations who polluted their planets”???
Hmmmm??? Are they selfish? Are they seeing if we would save our planet before they give us the clue to help us save the planet?
So, they are flying around our atmosphere, and throughout all of space…. polluting wherever they go….
In fact, I think it was in fact these aliens that has caused the disruption in our static unchanging climate. COME ON!!! How else can it be?!? Think about it!!
Ssshhhh. I think they’re listening.
I blame AGW on the exhaust from the alien space ships.
AAAhhhhh. a fellow believer I see. Hey, have you heard about our super-secret meeting in Florida?
I bet they are all deniers and in the pay of Big Oil and Big Coal and stuff.