When you have an "I Hate My Job" day, try this:
On your way home
from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the
thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer
made by Johnson & Johnson. Be very sure you get this
brand.
When you get home, lock your doors, draw the
curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be
disturbed. Change into very comfortable clothing
and sit in your favorite chair, open the package and
remove the thermometer.
Now,
carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken. Now the fun part
begins. Take out the literature and read it carefully.
You will notice that in small print there is a
statement, "Every rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested".
Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud
five times, "I am so glad I do not work in thermometer
quality control at Johnson &
Johnson."
HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALW AYS
SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB WORSE THEN YOURS! 😀
ROFL! Oh, that’s a riot! I was really worried about you when I read those first few lines!
Yeah, I suppose it can get a little scary at first 🙂
Teach,
But what if your job is a rectal thermometer tester? And … what if your job is the guy who sanitizes them after the testing? What say you then?
I’d say you’re having too much fun with your rectal thermometer DC.