Category Archives: Election 2008

Vote McCain/Palin!

November 4, 2008 – 11:05 am
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Election Day Fun: Coast Guard, What’s Up?, And Choose

November 4, 2008 – 10:06 am

Because the day is going to be tense enough as it is, particularly if you have moonbats at your place of work who haven’t decided to take the day off. From Jolly Old England Coastguards have been banned from using flares in rescue missions after they were ruled to be a risk to health and […]

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Good News! Visitors Endorse McCain

November 4, 2008 – 9:41 am

Good thing ACORN illegally registered them early, eh? OCTOBER SURPRISE: ALIEN ENDORSES MCCAIN! In a shocking reversal, the Alien has switched his endorsement from Barack Obama to John McCain. With major implications for the U.S. presidential election, political kingmaker the Alien has changed his endorsement amid furor. Both political camps are buzzing about the implications, […]

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The Mac Is Back!

November 4, 2008 – 9:33 am

Everyone voted? If not, go, vote! Even though all the liberal media is already calling the election for Obama, just like they did for Kerry. And, is everyone ready for the riots, whether Obama wins or loses? Question for Conservatives: if McCain loses, what will you do?

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How Not To Be Selfish With Taxes In Barry’s New World Order

November 2, 2008 – 10:13 am

By now, you probably heard Senator Barack H. Obama (using his middle initial is racist, BTW) say it was selfish to not pay higher taxes. We already knew it was unpatriotic to want to pay lower taxes, thanks to Senator Foot In Mouth. For those who missed it, here ya go   Special, eh? Let’s […]

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Operation Iraqi Freedom Fatalities “Dip”

November 1, 2008 – 9:21 am

Nominee for the “Let’s Tone It Down To Nap Time” headline award, the LA Times is a sure winner: U.S., Iraq fatalities dip in October The number of Iraqis killed in war-related violence in October was the lowest since the U.S.-led invasion in March 2003, Iraqi officials said Friday. The death toll was 278, including […]

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Ohio Employee Ordered To Snoop In Joe’s Records

November 1, 2008 – 8:33 am

As DrewM points out at Ace of Spades HQ, Team McCain needs to have an ad out on this in Ohio. Heck, they should put together a national ad, showing what life would be like under an Obama presidency, where, if you disagree, you will be investigated Vanessa Niekamp said that when she was asked […]

By William Teach Also posted in Democrats, Politics 1 Comment

I’m Glad Joe Klein Could Do Research On Rashid Khalidi

October 31, 2008 – 8:44 am

I’d ask “what is with the MSM,” but, we all know the answer: in da tank Herewe have the McCain campaign’s execrable Michael Goldfarb slinging around accusations of anti-semitism–a favorite pastime, as we’ve seen this year, among Jewish neoconservatives. I’ve never met Rashid Khalidi, but he is (a) Palestinian and therefore (b) a semite, so […]

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Surrender Monkey Friday: Thin Skinned Hagan Follows Barry Plan

October 31, 2008 – 8:00 am

When Surrendie first heard this story late Thursday, he said “Mine! Mine! Mine!” And, since I usually avoid arguments with poo flingers, I said, “sure.” Raleigh N&O Kay Hagan has filed a lawsuit against Sen. Elizabeth Dole. The Democratic Senate candidate announced this afternoon that she will sue her Republican opponent and the Elizabeth Dole […]

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ACORN’s Latest Hits: Another Whistleblower And More Obama Links

October 30, 2008 – 7:21 am

So, what is happening in the world of ACORN? ACORN knew of fraudulent voter registration forms, ex-employee of Project Vote says A former employee of an affiliate of ACORN testified Wednesday that the community group now in the national spotlight knew that most new voter registration forms it had gathered were fraudulent. “Forty percent was […]

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