Category Archives: Election 2008

Grey Lady Wonders If Blogo Actually Did Something Wrong

The big question is, is The New York Times publishing the story to protect a Democrat (a label they failed to assign to Blogojevich anywhere in the story), or, just simply a story with no political calculation? Kinda hard to know with the MSM anymore. Legal Hurdle in Blagojevich Case: A Crime, or Just Talk? […]

Psychiatrists Explain Barry’s Winning On Hope/Change

um, ah, huh? PSYCHIATRISTS around the world are reporting an increase in the number of people who think their lives are a reality TV show, a condition dubbed “the Truman Show delusion”. Mental health officials in the US and Britain say some psychotic patients are describing their lives as mirroring that of the main character […]

A Few Short Shots

Like many, I usually like to avoid regular posting on holidays, but, I made the mistake of looking at the New York Times on my Blackjack II, and one thing led to another, so thoughts of these stories must be expunged through hung over (and potentialy getting a cold) thoughts! First up, Linda Chavez doesn’t […]

Just When You Thought The Times’ Op-Ed Pages Couldn’t Get Moonbattier..

Gail Collins tries to out-mo Mo Dowd: Time For Him To Go Thanksgiving is next week, and President Bush could make it a really special holiday by resigning. I could probably stop there and let the Derangement wash over us. Seriously. We have an economy that’s crashing and a vacuum at the top. Bush — who is currently […]

Can’t Wait To See What Racist Al Thinks Should Count For Him

The bubble beside Norm Coleman’s name appeared to have both an X and a squiggle in it, but the Al Franken campaign wants the state Canvassing Board to rule on whether it should count. That’s the only challenge in the special envelope in Plymouth so far, according to Sandy Engdahl, the city clerk and the […]

Election Aftermath: Stock Market Tanks Further, Gun Sales Awesome!

Let’s see: we had the biggest two days drop since 1987 on Wall Street, occuring the two days after That One was elected. On the flip side, you might want to pick up some stock for companies such as Walther USA, H&K, Smith and Wesson, Glock, Baretta, Browning, and others who manufacture guns. Can’t wait to see […]

Obama Wins: Pirate Wrap Up

Congratulations to our new DeID*, as Ace of Spades has taken to calling Obama. But, buck up, little campers. Life will go on. Obama will only be able to screw so much up. With every pink cloud there is a platinum lining. Remember, the finally tally is around 62 million to 55 million. That is not […]

Don’t Blame Me, I Voted McCain-Palin Bumper Sticker

Get your brand spanking new “Don’t Blame Me, I Voted McCain-Palin” bumper stickers, only $3.99! Every pink cloud has a Conservative lining. Maybe I am jumping the gun, but, as of midnight, looks like it will be Obama. Oh, well. Such is life. It will give all these feel good folks, who only see the programs […]

What Happened To An Osama Tape?

The New Republic asks the question, “why no Bin Laden tape,” and comes to the conclusion that Osama would prefer McCain, but, …in the final week or so before today’s election, Obama appeared to have a pretty insurmountable lead. Even if a bin Laden tape would have narrowed the margin, it probably wouldn’t have made […]

Someone Really Needs A Girlfriend

The Vegas line that this guy is a Democrat is 79-1 “It feels great to be an American today. The best hour and a half of my life,” exclaimed Jude Elliot, an 8th-grade social studies teacher in Orangeburg, South Carolina. Don’t know about you, but, I can certainly find many, many occassions that were the best hour […]

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