Category Archives: Unhinged Tools

How To Survive ‘Climate Change’ At Thanksgiving

November 24, 2020 – 3:00 pm

My recommendation? Tell the climate cultists to stay home Climate Change is Real – Here’s How to Survive that Subject at Thanksgiving Dinner State government officials are encouraging people to avoid large Thanksgiving gatherings due to the pandemic. Even people attending more intimate Thanksgiving celebrations can still expect good old-fashioned awkward conversations with the family. […]

By William Teach Also posted in AGW Idiocy, Global Warming 11 Comments

Socialism Is Just Like Potluck, Y’all!

November 17, 2020 – 10:30 am

In case y’all haven’t seen this one yet Socialism is a potluck you're forced to attend. There are 300 people and 50 bring food – all mushy canned green beans, which is the state-mandated minimum. There are 3 pieces of chicken for the first ones in line. There are no drinks due to a planning […]

By William Teach 16 Comments

Unity: Barking Moonbat Will Not Reach Out To Trump Voters, Now Or Ever

November 13, 2020 – 10:30 am

As much as China Joe wants to preach healing and unity, which is really about his voters lowering their moonbattery way down, those he’s preaching too aren’t particularly enthused to do so No, I Will Not Be ‘Reaching Out’ To Trump Voters, Now Or Ever. Here’s Why. When Donald Trump was elected in 2016, like […]

By William Teach Also posted in Democrats 24 Comments

China Joe Disciples Recommend A “National Day Of Reconciliation” Or Something

November 9, 2020 – 10:30 am

So, how will this work out? 8 things our next president needs to do right away (blah blah blah) COVID-19 – they want to work with the WHO again, who protected the lying from China Reach across the aisle – good f’ing luck with that, he really has never done that in 47 years Stimulus […]

By William Teach Also posted in Joe Biden 15 Comments

The Anti-Fascist (sic) Forces Begin Compiling Lists

November 7, 2020 – 6:47 am

This is not talking about compiling lists, this is them actually making lists, and being happy about it Leftists, Never Trumpers Begin Compiling Lists of Trump Supporters Left-wing Democrats and Never Trump Republicans appealed Friday for assistance in compiling lists of Trump supporters to they could be held “accountable” for supporting President Donald Trump after […]

By William Teach Also posted in Democrats 4 Comments

Portland Riots Again, National Guard Called In

November 5, 2020 – 10:30 am

What the heck are they rioting over? Have they just gotten so used to rioting that it’s just a normal part of their day, kinda like how people got used to doing something like going for a long walk during lockdown? There’s a slight difference this time (via Twitchy) National Guard called into Portland amid […]

By William Teach Also posted in Democrats 1 Comment

Biden Voting Areas Boarding Up, Being Warned About Election Day Violence

November 3, 2020 – 6:55 am

These aren’t areas chock full of Trump voters, you know. Sure, there are bunches, but, Democrats are the majority, and Dems are the ones who have rioted Los Angeles County Sheriff has ‘zero tolerance’ policy for looting/violence this week: report The Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Office said it would exercise a “zero tolerance” policy this […]

By William Teach Also posted in Democrats, Elections 4 Comments

Unhinged Biden Voters Erupt In Violence After Guy On Moped Crashes, Dies, While Fleeing Police

October 30, 2020 – 10:30 am

Apparently, if you’re of a certain racial demographic, you are allowed to commit whatever moving violation you want, and it’s the police’s fault if you kill yourself attempting to flee Protests erupt in Washington following fatal moped crash 12 officers have been injured after the second consecutive night of violent demonstrations in front of a […]

By William Teach Also posted in Democrats 13 Comments

Ilhan Omar Continues To Push To Make Minneapolis Into Mogadishu

October 29, 2020 – 10:30 am

Well, sure, why not? It would be just like home. Of course, being an elected member of Congress and making lots of money through graft and votes that enrich her, she’s able to afford private protection, plus, all the protection from being an elected member of Congress, something not afforded to the people of Minneapolis […]

By William Teach Also posted in Democrats 5 Comments

ACB Confirmed To Supreme Court, Many Democrats Are Not Taking It Well

October 27, 2020 – 8:03 am

Of course, Democrats not taking it well is nothing that should surprise anyone, right? Democrats warn GOP will regret Barrett confirmation Democratic senators are warning that Republicans will regret confirming Amy Coney Barrett to the Supreme Court as the Democrats face pressure from the left to nix the filibuster and expand the court if they […]

By William Teach Also posted in Constitution, Democrats 5 Comments
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