Because I Know You Want To Celebrate The 12 Days Of Green Christmas

Kinda long, but, makes up for that with the watermelon moonbattery

BTW, Obama convened a forum for “environmental justice” yesterday, which was about exactly what you would expect.

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6 Responses to “Because I Know You Want To Celebrate The 12 Days Of Green Christmas”

  1. mojo says:

    “Featuring five Cabinet secretaries”

    Oh, goodie. How do I get my ticket refunded?

  2. John Ryan says:

    It seems that more people choose to revert to pagan tree worship than the baby Jesus. Of course tree worship is forbidden explicitly in the Bible Jeremiah 10: 1-5

  3. Thomas W. Hoffa says:

    11 sisters from the order of St.Watermelon and 1 friar. I had to “man up” in order to get through the whole 12 days! Most of the crap that their true love gave to them were made from petroleum products,i.e. bicycle tires, water bottles,the wrapping on their chocolates,etc.The homemade cookies were probably baked in a gas or electric range.You know they were not baked over a campfire. G_d forbid,that would mean burning fossil fuel like sticks and logs and stuff!

  4. Marie says:

    sorry, I couldn’t watch the entire thing,….(throwing up in my mouth a bit)

  5. captainfish says:

    Marie, hurry up and get out of the bathroom.. I need to puke too!!!!

  6. gitarcarver says:

    Of course tree worship is forbidden explicitly in the Bible Jeremiah 10: 1-5

    And if people worshiped the tree you might have a point. As they do not, your point is, as usual, meaningless.

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