Maybe If Israel Exported Polar Bears, The Left Would Like Them

Apparently, Israel is exporting hippos, now. Wait, what?

The latest export from the land of milk and honey is a grass-chomping mammal that hangs out in rivers and lakes and is apparently hard to sedate.

Israel’s top safari says it has become the world’s top exporter of hippopotamuses, having successfully sent more than a dozen of the artiodactyls to zoos worldwide in the past few months.

“There is no profit in this export field, but without a doubt we are a unique zoo because zoos in general have only a small number of hippos,” said Sagit Horowitz, the spokeswoman for the Ramat Gan Safari outside of Tel Aviv.

WordPress spellcheck doesn’t even like the word artiodactyls (doesn’t like the word “wordpress, either.)  Think about working with polar bears, Israel!

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