Uh Oh. Secret DNA Test Proves Silke Pony Is Baby Daddy

So far, the National Enquirer has been dead on regarding this story. Anyone want to make a bet whether this one is true, too? (h/t Ace, though I am using a different source)

According to the National Enquirer, former North Carolina senator and two-time Democratic presidential candidate John Edwards has secretly undergone a DNA test, and it proves that he is the father of Rielle Hunter’s love child. Multiple sources have confirmed the news with the Enquirer, and it is said that lawyers are now privately working on arranging child support payments with his former mistress.

A source told the Enquirer:

“Rielle had no choice but to demand John take a DNA test,” said the close friend.

“She was worried about getting long-term financial support for her daughter. So she hired an attorney, and John consented to undergo a secret swab test to establish paternity.

“There was no surprise: The results of the DNA test proved John was Frances’ daddy.”

This is the guy that the Nutroots was truly rooting for in 2007-2008 before the allegations came up and he flamed out. It wasn’t Obama. (The media was rooting for Hillary, but, she flamed in Iowa, allowing the rise of Barry.)

As of this time, a whopping 6 news sources are bothering with the story. Shocking, eh?

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One Response to “Uh Oh. Secret DNA Test Proves Silke Pony Is Baby Daddy”

  1. Maggie Mama says:

    What a piece of crap….bet he doesn’t pay his taxes either!

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