Let’s jump in to the realm of professional football, for a hint on how NOT to try and get another job
Joe Horn, released by the Atlanta Falcons on Tuesday after the team couldn’t trade the veteran receiver, said he is relieved he can pursue a job with another team.
Horn said he wished he could have produced better numbers for team owner Arthur Blank.
“It’s a sense of sadness because after every game last year and after the first two preseason games I had to look at Mr. Blank and know that he deserves a winning team and he deserves a championship,” Horn told the Associated Press. “I was here and couldn’t make it happen. It’s kind of sad for me leaving.”
Horn sat out voluntary workouts, did not play in the team’s first two preseason games because of a hamstring injury and asked to be traded.
“Hi, I’m applying for a job. I sucked last year, and I sucked in pre-season. I don’t play well with others, I blow off parts of my job, and I dissed my last company. Will you hire me?”
