Caught Them Wascally Thong Bandits!

You know I couldn’t resist this story, even if it wasn’t about pirate thongs

Police in a Colorado town say they’ve caught two “thong bandits” who used women’s underwear to disguise themselves during a convenience store robbery.

Ninteen-year-old Joaquin Rico turned himself in Friday, two days after 24-year-old alleged accomplice Joseph R. Espinoza turned himself in.

A surveillance video released last week by police in Arvada, Colo., shows two unarmed men inside the convenience store. They stole an undisclosed amount of cash and cigarettes in the May 16 robbery.

One man wore a green thong and the other wore blue. Each thong barely covered the man’s nose, mouth and chin and left the rest of his face exposed. One also wore a pink backpack in which he stuffed the stolen

Wait, Colorado? Was Stacy the ring leader? Or could be my friend Dave, who doesn’t blog, but was passing through Denver recently. 🙂

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6 Responses to “Caught Them Wascally Thong Bandits!”

  1. Stacy says:

    Those thongs were tacky, I would never allow my underlings to use anything other than Victoria’s Secret panties.

  2. darthcrUSAderworldtour2007 says:

    The krauts have the BEST and most reasonably priced lingerie…and 10% off coupons for Lowen Bras too. Victoria’s Secret is toooo expensive and their manakins are UGLY. In this blue state of socialism, the Victoria Secret shop has obese gals working there – like Rosie O’Donnell… EEE GADS!

  3. I figured that they had disregarded your orders, Stacy 🙂

  4. Stacy says:

    Actually Darth it’s a good thing to have a larger woman working at VS. Women today are inundated by “perfect” women pushing our necessary products and it often makes us feel inadequate and as if we lack in value. Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors; and having a larger woman working at VS makes us more comfortable with ourselves.

    And every time I go into VS, they’re always having a sell. ALWAYS. Drives me crazy sometimes. “Ma’am, if you pick up one more pair you get another pair free.”

  5. darthcrUSAderworldtour2007 says:

    According to your photo on your blog Stacy, Victoria Secret items will suit you well. You would be a GREAT model for them! You are blessed. However, I purchase items for Frau Vader for the holidays at Boscovs and JC Penneys – with coupons – and they beat Victoria Secrets prices big time. Annorexic boney gals and walking skeletons turn a lot of us male chauvenist pigs off…HIGH THIGH UP…UP and AWAY ~TH~ ~

  6. Stacy says:

    Heh. I have my faults just like the majority of women. You buy this stuff for the Mrs.? My husband would have a coronary.

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