Terrorism Quiz: I’m Dead.

Your above scores indicate your relative risk in each of the 3 main types of terrorism. A score above 50% means you are living with the real possibility of death by that type of terrorism. A score above 75% represents extreme danger. Below 25% means you are most likely safe.

Some quick advice follows:

– Avoid large cities (especially political or financial centers) at all costs
– Avoid extremely large sporting events
– Avoid suburbs of extreme large cities

– Avoid buses and subways
– Avoid suspicious people
– Avoid establishments owned by targeted groups
– Avoid exploding bombs

– Avoid contact with other people
– Own a shack in the woods – or a cool boat
– Avoid contact with lots of mail (think: Anthrax)
– Avoid drinking tap water

This test sponsored by Dasani.

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

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You scored higher than 99% on nuclear
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You scored higher than 99% on biological
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You scored higher than 99% on conventional

Link: The Terrorism Test written by jason_bateman on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test

Taken from over at Ogre's Politics and Views. Quite frankly, I'm surprised I scored higher then him, since he lives in Charlotte. Course, it doesn't help that I drive through DC several times a year, go into NYC, fly into Newark, and run a store in a mall.

This quiz was more fun (using the email version, cause the embeded script version photo would be too big)

My score on The Tits, Ass, and Cuteness Test:


    Cute & Small Boobs
    (Raw score: 25% Big Breasts, 63% Big Ass, and 64% Cute!)

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Thanks for taking the T and A and C test! Based on your selections, the results are clear: you show an attraction to smaller breasts, larger asses, and sexier composure than others who've taken the test.

Note that because you scored small on breasts but large on ass size, it might appear you like girls bottom heavy. That's probably not the case (it's not!). What's more likely is that you notice curvy, voluptuous butts (yup), and you don't like big, fake boobs (correct). Big real boobs are even worse because of the sag.

Anyway, my third variable, "cuteness" is a mostly objective measure of how innocent a given model looked. It's determined by a combination of a lot of factors: lack of dark eye makeup, facial expression, posture, etc. If you scored high on that variable, you are either really nice (eh) OR you're into deflowering teens (nope). If you scored low, you are attracted to raunchier, sexier, women. In your case, your higher than average score suggests you appreciate a cuter, nicer look. Kudos!

Recommended Celebrity: Hilary Duff, because she is the ultimate in cute! Especially since she lost that baby fat!"


Take it!

Hadn't really crossed my mind, but, yeah, that would be about right


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5 Responses to “Terrorism Quiz: I’m Dead.”

  1. DirtCrashr says:

    I scored better than I though – but it makes me realize just how boring I must seem to activity-oriented yout’s, since I havn’t been to a concert or big-public anything in years. 24% NUCLEAR 46% BIOLOGICAL 13% CONVENTIONAL

  2. Stacy says:

    So, we should all be living like the UniBomber.

  3. I rarely go to concerts, but, hit other stuff, specially lots of sports games. Durham Bulls, Carolina Hurricanes, ECU Pirates. See the Devils up in NJ at least once a year, sometimes a Giants game.

    Going to see a Monet exihbition next week at the NC Museum of Art. Monet is my favorite.

  4. Stacy says:

    I prefer Renoir. Monet’s work was mostly landscapes, etc. An iris today looks the same as it did then. People however, that has changed greatly. Sorry, didn’t mean to insult. Impressionism is my fav. Renoir, Degas and Mary Cassatt.

  5. Not insulted at all. Me, I prefer landscapes and seascapes, and more realism. To each his/her own 🙂

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