A woman walks into a shop that sells expensive Persian rugs. She looks
around and spots the perfect rug and walks over to inspect it. As she bends
to feel the texture of the rug she accidentally breaks wind. Very
embarrassed she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her
little accident.
She turns and sees that standing next to her is a salesman.
‘Good day Ma’am. How may I help you today?’
Very uncomfortable she asks, ‘Sir how much does this rug cost?’
He answers, ‘Lady, if you farted just touching it, you’re gonna sh*t when
you hear the price.’
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