I Will Control Your Mind

This is absurd. Ridiculous. Silly. Foolish. Disturbed. Moronic. Idiotic.

There is Danger in the Cell Phone and other anomalous Towers popping up all over the place and I’m going to tell you how to prevent their effects with Orgone Blasters and how to get rid of chemtrails and keep them away from your yard and/or neighborhood, town, city or state.

Stop the Madness!!

Stop the NWO from trying to Control Your Moods and Thoughts!! Stop ELF Harassment!!

I am dying of laughter. How about you? Watch out for those evil cell towers. Insert scary music here.

They’re talking to you..subliminal hypnotic messages..courtesy of these towers..in particular they are  Mind conditioning and Mind control towers and they’re going up in every neighborhood across the country.

We all wish they were everywhere. Would make my job easier. No more explaining why a phone doesn’t work out in the middle of bumf*ck.

If you see white flashes of light emanating from them then, and even if you don’t..they are working to condition your mind.

Stop, you’re killing me. Those little white flashes are called light bulbs. Amazing what we can do nowadaysSo buy Orgone, and stop the madness. What it does:

    • Neutralize the evilness of the towers!
    • Repel evil entities and aliens, keep them out of your yard and home!
    • Knocks out bad thunderstorms before they get to your area, chills out tornado’s headed your way!
    • Keeps demonic entities out of your home and yard.
    • Nullifies the effects of the strong subliminal messaging NWO towers erected everywhere!

Get real. Look, if the evil cell phone services where going to broadcast anything, it would be messages designed to make you buy more accessories, add features on to your plan, go on higher plans, and make people switch to our service. You think we would be broadcasting messages for the government? Please. Not going to happen. We would be broadcasting to increase our profit margins.

I think I will order a few for some of my Lefty friends, though. (Hat tip to My Vast Right Wing Conspiracy. Thanks!)

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