Category Archives: Enviroweenies

Snap! Eco-Classroom Too Cold To Use, Thanks To Solar Panels

It appears that solar power isn’t quite at the stage where it can fight off the chills from globull warming induced cold. A funny story to start off your Friday Eco-campaigners who built a classroom powered by the sun believed they were paving the way for the future. Instead they have been taught a valuable […]

Obviously, If You Love Gaia, You Must Stand Up For Planned Parenthood

Grist’s resident GINK (green inclinations, no kids) Lisa Hymas, makes the case that enviros, greens, climate morons should stand up for Planned Parenthood and abortion on demand A society is not sustainable if women don’t have basic control over their fertility. That’s just fundamental, a no-brainer. So the ongoing Republican assault war blitzkrieg on women’s […]

Are The Climate Morons Moving On To The “Food Movement”?

That’s what Time Magazine is wondering (thought, the “climate morons” is my interjection): Foodies Can Eclipse (and Save) the Green Movement These are dark days for the environmental movement. A year after being on the cusp of passing landmark legislation to cap greenhouse gases, greens are coming to accept the fact that the chance of […]

Oh, Noes! Evil Girl Scout Cookies Killing Orangutans, Cause Climate Change

Those evil Girl Scouts are facing dissension in the ranks over the long term plans of Big Girl Scouts to kill all the orangutans and bury the world in globull warming created snow! Are Girl Scout cookies killing orangutans? It’s Girl Scout cookie season, but Michigan scouts Rhiannon Tomtishen and Madison Vorva are finding other […]

Ride A Bamboo Bike For Gaia!

Yes, there use to be content her before WordPress Mobile fucking lost it. Try and fix later. Sigh Ok, here we go. Not going to rebuild the whole thing (sigh), but, here’s the gist of it, via Steven Goddard, we see loonacy at AOL, er, The Huffington Post How can you make a green form […]

GOP Takes Aim At “Family Planning”, Which Is Bad For Climate Change

Grist GINK Lisa Hymas is beating her typical “population is bad for the environment and globull warming” meme yet again Deficit-peacock Republicans in the House don’t want to make any cuts at all to the budgets of the Pentagon or the Department of Homeland Security, but they’re delighted to completely eliminate funding for a family-planning […]

For Valentine’s Day, Give Sustainable Sex Toys

Some afternoon humor. Put this more in the category of “silly environmentalists”, rather than “barking moonbats”: They’re just trying to be Earth friendly, nothing wrong with that, but, they do really get a bit wacky: Ask Umbra’s 5 surprising things to make you a lover like no other 2. Protect your sweet thang’s thang: Go […]

New Climate Alarmist Movies About To Hit As Animals Freeze To Death And Barry Eats Well

Remember around 15 years ago, when the alarmists were still somewhat rational, and they came up with the brilliant plan to “spread awareness”, rather than actually taking action in their own lives? And, if Something Wasn’t Done, winters would be a thing of the past and we would all burn? Flash forward to today, and, […]

You Eat Too Much Meat, And Only Big Nanny State Can Stop You

Yet another case to add to the file which shows that a good chunk of the environmental and globull warming movements are about something other, namely, control of your lives. After some strange quote from Jonathan Swift about cooking children, due to the famines during the 18th and 19th centuries….wait, weren’t they caused by a […]

Valentines’s Day Is Almost Here, So, Make Your Own Eco-Friendly Lingerie!

Because there’s nothing better for Gaia than sewing your own sexy lingerie Alabama Chanin offers a sexy and sustainable alternative to your standard nylon negligee and polyester panties for Valentine’s Day: a DIY organic cotton corset and bloomer set, entirely made in the USA. Hmmmm Wow, that’s ultra sexy……well, not really, but, your loved one […]

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