Category Archives: Unhinged Tools

Barry’s Community Page Still Active?

December 23, 2008 – 9:07 am

I’d ask someone to correct me if I’m wrong, but, last time I checked, Obama won the General Election. Didn’t he? And he now has that pretty change.gov travesty active. So why in the hell is his campaign website still active? And we still get wacky things like this Would we be better off now […]

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HuffPost: Right Wing Anger Brewing

December 22, 2008 – 10:15 am

Make mine a decaf, please: ‘Watermelon Roll’: More Racism from ‘Team Sarah’ There is something very ugly happening out there in the hinterlands these days–a brewing cauldron of racist anger being directed at President-elect Barack Obama as he and his family get ready to move into the White House. It’s a mean-spirited bigotry that is […]

By William Teach 3 Comments

US Postal Service: Suck It, Santa Helpers!

December 19, 2008 – 3:42 pm

OK, we had the good Christmas story earlier, now comes this @*&@Φ story For decades of Christmases, it had been a gratifying way to function as a substitute Santa Claus. Every holiday season, thousands of New Yorkers trooped to Manhattan’s main post office and sifted through heaps of dream-encased letters that children had scribbled to […]

By William Teach Also posted in Christmas, Current Affairs 1 Comment

Christmas Time: Toys For Tots, The New White Meat, Nutballs

December 17, 2008 – 9:46 am

Usually, these stories tend to focus on Christmas haters doing Christmas hating things. Not today (well, not yet today, anyhow.) Let’s start with how you can help The Marines have been making children’s Christmas dreams come true for nearly 60 years, but the corps may be seeing fewer smiles this year. With demand up due […]

By William Teach Also posted in Christianity, Christmas, Current Affairs, Holidays, Humor 2 Comments

Baby Jesus Has Been LoJacked

December 11, 2008 – 8:14 am

The big question is, is this story really, really sad, or somewhat humorous, due to what was done? When Baby Jesus disappeared last year from a Nativity scene on the lawn of the Wellington, Fla., community center, village officials didn’t follow a star to locate him. A GPS device mounted inside the life-size ceramic figurine […]

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Sullivan Goes Full Trig-erism. Again

December 5, 2008 – 11:44 am

Say, I wonder if one of the supposed adults at The Atlantic would care to comment on what it is like to work with a full blown bat-shit crazy person? I begged the McCain campaign by private email and in a private meeting to give me something – anything – to kill the story off. […]

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Final Building 7 Report Proves Ro Ro And Other Truthers Are Idiots

November 28, 2008 – 10:22 pm

And by calling them idiots, that is me being kind in the spirit of the season The National Institute of Standards and Technology (NIST) today released its final report on the Sept. 11, 2001, collapse of the 47-story World Trade Center building 7 (WTC 7) in New York City. The final report is strengthened by […]

By William Teach Also posted in Beyond Moonbat, Current Affairs, Liberal World 5 Comments

Lunatic Monday: Code Pink And HuffPo

November 24, 2008 – 8:54 am

Let’s start with the ladies in that atrocious, stomach-churning, eye bleeding color of pink DAY ONE in Tehran What an extraordinary day! After arriving at our hotel in the middle of the night, I woke up early raring to go. Our hotel is in a great location downtown, and I took some time before our […]

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Just When You Thought The Times’ Op-Ed Pages Couldn’t Get Moonbattier..

November 23, 2008 – 8:52 am

Gail Collins tries to out-mo Mo Dowd: Time For Him To Go Thanksgiving is next week, and President Bush could make it a really special holiday by resigning. I could probably stop there and let the Derangement wash over us. Seriously. We have an economy that’s crashing and a vacuum at the top. Bush — who is currently […]

By William Teach Also posted in Barking Moonbats, Barry Obama, Democrats, Election 2008, GWB, Liberal World, Wonky Media Comments Off on Just When You Thought The Times’ Op-Ed Pages Couldn’t Get Moonbattier..

Mind Your Own Business, BSCS!

November 21, 2008 – 6:57 pm

You know, it is one thing to watch Bat-shit Crazy Sullivan discuss American politics, politicians, and policies, but, there gets to be a point where his bat-shittery goes too far even for him No Way. No How. No Brennan. (blah blah, whine whine, torture, blah blah) The least we know is that Brennan is ambivalent […]

By William Teach Also posted in Barry Obama, Obamanuts 5 Comments
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