Avast, me hearties, it is time to reveal that the Eysle of Whoa!, where ye Pirate’s Cove is located, is an elephant shaped eysland just north of West Friesland, on the Map of the Empire of Blogs, from whence our Letters of Marquis allow us to strike out and raid, pillage, and plunder any ship of commerce or war that has sailed from the nation-states of Moonbat and Demorat. Aaarrrrhhhh!

