Just sitting here, having a Carolina Pale Ale, eating some pork rinds, and a thought hit me. The Lefties always say "we’re better than that (in reference to the USA when things go wrong)." You’re damn right we are, so why not try supporting the USA, for a change, Lefties?
Meanwhile, God does exist:
A 12-year-old girl who was abducted and beaten by men trying to force her into a marriage was found being guarded by three lions who apparently had chased off her captors, a policeman said Tuesday.
She was beaten repeatedly before she was found June 9 by police and relatives on the outskirts of Bita Genet, Wondimu said. She had been guarded by the lions for about half a day, he said.
"They stood guard until we found her and then they just left her like a gift and went back into the forest," Wondimu said.
