LOL: What If AOC Runs For President?

I’m begging the Democrats to back her for 2024. Can you imagine how funny the debates would be with Little Miss Squeaky trying to keep with Trump (I don’t want him to run, he had his time), DeSantis, Mike Pence, Greg Abbott, Nikki Haley, Kristi Noem, or any others? AOC would be having constant meltdowns, screeching her Victimhood

The Memo: No, really — What if Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez runs for president?

As President Biden’s approval ratings sink and polls show many Democratic voters would prefer a different nominee in 2024, some activists are beginning to entertain long-shot options.

When it comes to unlikely-but-not-impossible scenarios, one is far more intriguing than any other: a presidential bid by Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-N.Y.).

An Ocasio-Cortez campaign would electrify her fans and detractors alike.

Right now, the Beltway consensus is that it’s out of the question.


Pollsters have begun testing her name among other far more seasoned figures and, while the levels of support are modest for now, she is plainly in the mix.

An Echelon Insights poll this month, asking Democratic-leaning voters who they would support if Biden eschewed a second term, put her in sixth place — but in a tightly bunched group of candidates, only 2 percentage points behind third-placed Sen. Elizabeth Warren (D-Mass.). Vice President Harris and Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg led that poll.

Earlier this week, a University of New Hampshire poll asked Democratic voters in the Granite State who would be their first choice as a 2024 presidential nominee, including Biden as an option.

The headlines went to Buttigieg, who edged out Biden by a single point at the top of the poll. But Ocasio-Cortez was again competitive with contenders who are taken far more seriously. She trailed Harris by only a single percentage point.

Wait, they’d consider Harris, who did so poorly in the 2020 primaries that she dropped out very early?

The Washington Post this month ranked her 10th, including Biden, in a list of the most likely Democratic nominees in 2024.

Even if an Ocasio-Cortez bid seems in the realm of fantasy to D.C.’s consultant class, it’s a fantasy that plenty of progressive voters would like to see come true.

“We’re just tired of the inequality. Candidates constantly say ‘We’ll bring wages up’ or ‘We’ll tax the rich’ but never do,” one such supporter, Joseph Cox of Tampa, told this column.

I’m hoping the Credentialed Media keep pushing the uber-far left kooks, who are far, far outside the mainstream, even for the average Democrats. Should be a hoot.

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23 Responses to “LOL: What If AOC Runs For President?”

  1. Dan says:

    Don’t laugh. If the Demonrats could INSTALL Pedo Joe and Kamala the Ho into the White House they could certainly put Occasionally Conscious Cortez there also.

  2. Hairy says:

    Biden eas elected solely because he was not Trump
    Teach throws Trump undervtge bus!! Too late that monster us still alive and now it is tge Dems that want him to run
    Trump 2024!!

    • L.G.Brandon!, L.G.Brandon! says:

      Pedo wasn’t elected. He’s a usurper. If he were legitimately elected the dems would have no problem proving it with vote audits and investigations. We are living under a junta.


  3. Htos1av says:

    What she needs to focus on is something she has as a “built-in ” ability, not politics.

  4. Elwood P. Dowd says:

    How soon the American winger movement forgot they elected a traitor and the leader of an anti-democracy, anti-American, white nationalist party to the presidency!

    Representative Ocasio-Cortez is no traitor, and at 32 understands American government more than that former guy, the traitor president, does at 86.

    • drowningpuppies says:

      She’s no traitor, just a nasty little whore.
      Thanks Rimjob for clearing that up.

      Bwaha! Lolgf

      • david7134 says:

        I it possible for someone to be so stupid that they cannot be a traitor.

        • Elwood P. Dowd says:

          “Teach” typed: Is it possible for someone to be so stupid that they cannot be a traitor?

          Evidently not. Your great white hope, DonJon, is stupid as a box of rocks but still engineered a failed traitorous plot. Perhaps hatred, ambition and the fear of prison are enough to engender treason. If DonJon had been even reasonably unstupid he might have succeeded with stealing his election.

          The only people more vile and naive than DonJon are his devoted followers.

          • drowningpuppies says:

            Funny that Rimjob calls a successful businessman and former President dumb as a box of rocks while his own enterprise is circling the toilet.
            Vile and naive indeed.

            Bwaha! Lolgf

    • Jl says:

      How soon will the left admit they have no evidence of electing an “anti-democracy, anti-American white nationalist to the Presidency”. What do you think this post is about, climate change?

      • Elwood P. Dowd says:

        Mx Jill denies the evidence supporting global warming and now the evidence showing the anti-democracy, anti-American, white nationalist dealings of DonJon.

        Anti-democracy = tRump engineered a failed plot to steal the 2020 election
        Anti-American = tRump engineered a failed conspiracy to steal the 2020 election
        white nationalist = good people on both sides, read the comments here, DonJon’s past

        • drowningpuppies says:

          Did he? Where’s the evidence?
          Oh that’s right there isn’t any.
          How’s that J6 coming along?

          Bwaha! Lolgf

        • david7134 says:

          What evidence of AGW, you have never provided any. Then you lay out your bigotry and racism.

    • L.G.Brandon!, L.G.Brandon! says:

      If you weren’t so evil you would be funny. You are the biggest liar and most closed minded asshole on this blog. You have been throwing out accusations about Trump for six years. Give it a rest you lying commie traitor. Either that or give us an audit and an investigation.

      F the Pedo

  5. Sarah says:

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  6. Elwood P. Dowd says:

    Representative Ocasio-Cortez from a recent speech at a political institute…

    The president would be empowered to disregard state jurisdiction over criminal law. The president would be allowed to push aside a “weak, foolish, and stupid governor,” and to fire “radical and racist prosecutors”. The president could federalize state National Guards for law-enforcement duties, stop and frisk suspects for illegal weapons, and impose death sentences…

    She outlined a path to a fascist dictatorship!

    Uh-oh, my researchers made a mistake. This was DJ tRump at the America First Institute.

  7. Meathead says:

    Occasionally Soiled Kotex

  8. Contie Pelosie says:

    Ought to ban her face cause she looks like the politically incorrect BANNDED Cleveland Indians Logo.

    • Elwood P. Dowd says:

      Representative Ocasio-Cortez is of Puerto Rican heritage, not Native American.

      The former mascot of the Cleveland Guardians was Chief Wahoo, a caricature of Native Americans. The caricature was not banned but was retired by the ball club after the 2018 season. The team stopped using the Indians name after the 2021 season.

      They chose the name Guardians over White Trash, Sheepdippers, Slackjaws, Peckerwoods, Palefaces, Mullets, Honkies, Whities, Confederates, Aryans, Nazis, Ohioans…

      The potential mascots were fat white men in bib overalls (Peckerwoods), a yokel with a mullet and missing teeth (Whities) , Nazi SS (Aryans, Nazis), a sheep with a shocked look (Sheepdippers), confederate soldier (Confederates)…

  9. JimS says:

    AOC can’t run in 2024. She’ll have to wait till 2028. You have to be 35 to be president. She is 32 now, so she would be too young in 2024.

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