For Valentine’s Day, Sex Or Remote Control?

I guess it’s not jus Eco-loons who have difficulty with Valentine’s Day

The peripherals company has strategically leaked a few results from the report, Global Remote Control Trends Study, in the run-up to Valentine’s Day, including the finding that more than a third of Americans (36 percent, to be exact) would rather forgo sex for a month than give up their remotes. Even a fifth of French respondents answered similarly, ready to pour cold water on l’amour.

Why not have both?

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4 Responses to “For Valentine’s Day, Sex Or Remote Control?”

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  2. captainfish says:

    So, are we to insert jokes and insinuations about “touching her buttons” or “inserting my battery”?

    I tell ya, I won’t go there. I won’t.

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