A Black Hole Will Kill Us All

Now, for the wonky news of the day

More fighting in Iraq. Somalia in chaos. People in this country can’t afford their mortgages and in some places now they can’t even afford rice.

None of this nor the rest of the grimness on the front page today will matter a bit, though, if two men pursuing a lawsuit in federal court in Hawaii turn out to be right. They think a giant particle accelerator that will begin smashing protons together outside Geneva this summer might produce a black hole that will spell the end of the Earth — and maybe the universe.

Let’s try it and see!

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3 Responses to “A Black Hole Will Kill Us All”

  1. Stacy says:

    Pull up a lawn chair and crack open a couple of Coronas. Could be fun, cuz, you know; I know where I’m going.

  2. It’s almost like a cheesy scifi movie, like half that the SciFi channel does.

  3. Macker says:

    Here’s my dramatic reading of the headline, in the Spirit of Charles!

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