Things You Did Not Know About The Penis

I’m not kidding. No, really. It’s news. cBS says so!

Here are some things you might have wondered about your penis, but were
afraid to ask.

No. 1: Your Penis Does Have a Mind of Its Own

You’ve probably noticed that your penis often does its own thing. You may remember times when it was completely inappropriate to have an erection; and yet you couldn’t wish it away.

No. 2: Your Penis May Be a ‘Grower’ or a ‘Show-er’

Among men, there is no consistent relationship between the size of the flaccid penis and its full erect length.

No. 3: Your Penis Is Shaped Like a Boomerang

Your penis is shaped like a boomerang. Just like you don’t see all of a big oak tree above ground, you don’t see the root of your penis tucked up inside your pelvis and attached to your pubic bone.

No. 4: You Can Break Your Penis

There is no “penis bone,” but you can break your penis all the same. It’s called penile fracture, and it’s not a subtle injury. When it happens, there’s “an audible pop or snap,” Montague says. Then the penis turns black and blue. And there’s terrible pain. (yeah, I really did not need to read that, either!)

No. 5: Most Penises in the World Are Uncut

A report by the World Health Organization (WHO) and the Joint United Nations Programme on HIV /AIDS (UNAIDS) estimates that worldwide only 30 percent of males aged 15 and up are circumcised.

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6 Responses to “Things You Did Not Know About The Penis”

  1. Raven says:

    BWAHAHA

    Oh I could so write a book if I were inclined.

    I have, probably, thousands of other truths, facts and myths and fantasy tales about the male genitals. And a few for the lady’s as well.

    HEHEH

  2. Stix says:

    I am scared to ask what Raven would write about.

  3. I believe she is a nurse, so, could tell some interesting stories!

    I was kidding with Stacy the other day about the penis posts she used to do a long time ago. Serendipidously, I was checking CBS News for Mobile earlier, and this was one of their top stories.

  4. Stacy says:

    Now Teach, you know that it’s my responsibility to post this kind of stuff; but I’m a slacker these days and I totally missed it.

    My favorite part:

    Here’s how to avoid penile fracture: don’t use your penis too roughly. A common way that penile fracture happens, Montague says, is when a man is thrusting too hard and fast during sex, and slams into his partner’s pubic bone. Also, a woman who moves wildly while on top of a man during sex can break a man’s penis.

    Raven has much she could add.

  5. Sorry, Stacy, had to do it. The story called to me, like gold dubloons!

    I was trying to forget that excerpt, too 😉

  6. Gus says:

    The penis is “kind of a barometer of the sympathetic nervous system,” Montague says.

    Is that a barometer in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

    ….

    I’m a grower…no really!

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