High Court say no to the munchies

WASHINGTON – People who smoke marijuana because their doctors recommend it to ease pain can be prosecuted for violating federal drug laws, the Supreme Court ruled Monday, overriding medical marijuana statutes in 10 states.

Geez, ya know, like, what a total bummer, that’s so, ya know, not gnarly. I mean, I’ve heard that pot does bad things, like cause problems with short term memory, and destroys your wallet from the munchies, but, like, it can do good things for those with, like medical problems.

Really, dude this should be a problem for the Dodgers aren’t doing so well. They really, like need to pick it up. What was I talking about? Oh, yeah, really, like, this should be one of those States Rights things, as long as, well, it doesn’t cross State lines, you know, like ordering a pizza from another State. Pizza. Man, with pepperoni and spicy sausage, some sliced tomato’s, but, like, no shrooms, cause they’re slimy, and I ain’t into that kinda thing.

Where was I? Like, let the States handle it, cause that’s what the Bill of Pizza, I mean Rights, thing, says, doesn’t it? Something like the 10th Amendment? Yup.

But, ya know, the States really need to, like, tighten up their laws and enforcement for medical mary jane watson was really hot in Spiderman the movie, but like, hotter in the cartoons, cause there are so many problems with complete BS prescriptions being written and filled. People like, really got to need it, not just like, totally, want it, cause those people who are just doing it for fun, are like, violating the law, and, as Steve Martin said, you could kinda get a ticket for that in California.

Just another case of a judiciary gone wild man, those girls are crazy.

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2 Responses to “High Court say no to the munchies”

  1. moehawk says:

    yes, Teach, in your stoned, meandering way, you said it right. States Rights.

    Lots of sick people say it does wonders for their appetite and mental well-being, when before trying it, they had none of either.

    Pharmaceutical companies, however, probably don’t want it to be legalized, since it seems to do a lot of things for patients that their products don’t…but they still want to sell those products….

    ok, i’m off the soapbox now.

  2. SteveL says:

    Are you kidding me? Pharmaceutical companies would LOVE legalized medical marijuana. Just who do you think would be able to sell it under any federal legalization scheme? The pharmaceutical companies. It would be a massive windfall for them. It costs much less than any drugs they now develop and they would have a ready made market. You think those little “pot shops” that opened in California would be licensed by the FDA to sell marijuana under a federal scheme? No way…you will need to go to the pharmacy, just as with anything else.

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