WTW: Deep Throat

Hey, y’all. I’m Captain Jebediah, a pirate friend of Teach’s, born and bred in the South. Make sure y’all always write South with a capital S, ya hear? Y’all can call me Jeb. I reckon’ Teach forgot to tell y’all that I’m a gonna be sittin in for him a bit on Wednesdays, cause I do believe I know a bit more about white trash then he does, specially with him sailin around with that silly felt hat and all them captured jewels. Bah.

Now, about this Deep Throat thing. How dare that cracker W.Mark Felt claim he’s Deep Throat. There’s only one Deep Throat (work friendly), and that’s Linda Lovelace. Have some respect, specially since Lovelace is dang close to a good Southern womans name. Man, what that woman could do. Damn sight more fun then some guy who rats out his boss.

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3 Responses to “WTW: Deep Throat”

  1. JulieB says:

    And, heck! He turned up in my neighborhood! The town is awash in people with cameras and satellite trucks!

  2. JulieB says:

    And howdy, Jeb. Nice to see you! 🙂

  3. Nice ta meet you too, ma’am!

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