Pauvres, Pauvres, Pussy Cat Jacques Chirac

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It’s just so terrible’! Soak all the Kerry flags in bleach, and get the peasants on to making flag holders. Oh, and make sure our embassies take down their flags. We do not want a repeat of the Americans Lybia action. Our Ambassador is still cleaning his shorts out.

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