Category Archives: Humor

Good News! There’s Finally A Guide On How To Date A Vegan

January 18, 2011 – 9:00 am

I’m so excited. This is something we have all been dying for! Welcome to TreeShagger, our new column on green dating. If you’ve got dating issues you want us to address in future columns, drop us a line. Um, TreeShagger? Seriously? You’re having sex with trees? No one knows what tempeh is. Seriously. Except for […]

By William Teach Also posted in Enviroweenies, Good Move Slick, Liberal World 6 Comments

Sunday Pre-Christmas Music

December 19, 2010 – 6:57 pm

Holiday HoHo 3 – Click here for this week’s top video clips

By William Teach Also posted in Christmas 2 Comments

New Research Shows That Conservatives Are Independent, Liberals Sheeple

December 10, 2010 – 7:36 am

A bit of fluff for a Friday morning It goes without saying that conservatives and liberals don’t see the world in the same way. Now, research from the University of Nebraska-Lincoln suggests that is exactly, and quite literally, the case. In a new study, UNL researchers measured both liberals’ and conservatives’ reaction to “gaze cues” […]

By William Teach Also posted in Conservativism, Liberal World 1 Comment

It Must Be Friday Night

December 3, 2010 – 9:42 pm
By William Teach 4 Comments

Good News For Aliens In Colorado

November 3, 2010 – 6:10 pm

By aliens, I mean those from outer space On a bad election night for some of the crankier candidates, an eccentric proposal was also rejected in the polls when voters in Denver opted against an initiative to track aliens from outer space. The proposal, known as initiative 300, would have involved setting up a commission […]

By William Teach Also posted in Elections 5 Comments

Change

November 2, 2010 – 12:41 pm
By William Teach Also posted in Elections 1 Comment

And The Major Important Awesome Democrats Will Go Wild Announcement Is…..

September 15, 2010 – 6:41 pm

You read for this? You sure? Are your ready to be blown away in utter awe? First, remember The source tells CNN that Kaine will announce something that will excite Democrats across the country. Kaine’s event comes as Democrats face the difficult task of holding onto their majorities in the House and Senate this November. […]

By William Teach Also posted in Democrats, Good Move Slick 6 Comments

Sorta Football Related

September 4, 2010 – 11:52 am
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Good News! Iguanas Will Not Be Falling From Trees This Winter

August 30, 2010 – 6:35 pm

Whew! I was a bit worried. Frozen iguanas obeying Newton’s Universal Law of Gravitation can reach painful speeds vis a vis a shot to the noggin’ Good news, winter haters: After record snowfall in the mid-Atlantic and unusually cold weather down South, the Farmers’ Almanac is predicting a “kinder and gentler” winter. After eyeing the […]

By William Teach Also posted in Collapsing Science, Global Warming, Like, Gnarly, Dude 4 Comments

Who Wants 100k To Get Naked In Front Of Obama?

August 13, 2010 – 3:02 pm

Come on, libs, step up, >a href=”http://m.cnbc.com/id/38670867/”>you know you would love to do this Billionaire Alki David, who is worth 1.2 billion pounds ($1.9 billion) and comes in at number 45 of the Sunday Times’ rich list in the UK, is offering cash for daredevils to upload stunts onto a Web site called Battlecam to […]

By William Teach Also posted in Barry Obama 4 Comments
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