Category Archives: Humor

Iphone Users Have More Sex!

August 11, 2010 – 1:45 pm

Is there nothing that the iPhone can’t do? iPhone users struggle to place or receive calls on their smartphones — except, apparently, when said calls are of the ‘booty’ variety. According to a recent survey from OKCupid, iPhone owners, on average, have more sex partners than either Android or BlackBerry owners. In a survey of […]

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Don’t Ever Honk At This Dog!

August 9, 2010 – 2:40 pm

Some mid-afternoon Monday humor

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Sunday Thoughts On The Activia Challenge

June 20, 2010 – 3:55 pm

By now, many of you have seen those Activia Challenge commercials, so, I have a question: how wise is it to film yourself taking the Activia 14 Day Challenge and send them in so they can end up being on a national TV commercial campaign? Because, you know, you’re kinda telling the whole country, heck, […]

By William Teach Also posted in Musings 2 Comments

They’re Called “Snapping” Turtles For A Reason

June 12, 2010 – 9:30 am

Something a little lighter for Saturday morning CBS 2’s Tony Aiello learned that lesson Friday as he handled a female snapping turtle for an assignment. The turtle lurched its neck out, reared back, and tried to take a snap at Aiello’s nose. “I’d like to think I have a ‘nose for news,’” Aiello said. “I’m […]

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Too Much Fun And Rules Be Damned Saturday Open Post

May 22, 2010 – 9:30 am

Oh, boy oh boy oh boy. Sometimes there is just way to many good stories to capture the attention. Which one to write about for the second post of the day? Just cannot decide. It’s Saturday. Saturdays are not for deciding, though, general blog rules say to stick with one subject per post. Rules be […]

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Who Knew That A Bit Of Making Whoopy Could Be So Dangerous?

May 8, 2010 – 1:52 pm

Then again, just consider that this story comes from the same place that gave us canned corn on pizza blood sausuge spotted dick jellied eels bubble & squeak You’re probably too queasy to think about sex about now, but woopy In the nanny state, love-making could almost justify a risk assesment. Five per cent of […]

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Biden Has Disappointed The President With His Cussing

March 27, 2010 – 7:31 am

Rather than end the day with a palate cleanser, let’s start the day with a bit of political related humor, shall we? When Joe Biden whispered something indiscreet in the president’s ear, the president was deeply offended. The president, that is, of the “No Cussing Club.” “I was really, really disappointed that our vice president […]

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Election Of Obama Reduces U.S. Shark Attacks

March 2, 2010 – 9:30 am

Not only did he lower the seas and heal the Earth, but, wow, I must say, wow The not-so-good news for swimmers: shark attacks worldwide rose marginally in 2009. But the brighter news for those splashing into American waters is that attacks off U.S. shores plummeted more than 30 percent. In 2009, there were 61 […]

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Pakistani Ambassador Rejected Because He Is The Biggest Dick

February 5, 2010 – 5:05 pm

Funny stuff from the Middle East A high level Pakistani diplomat has been rejected as Ambassador of Saudi Arabia because his name, Akbar Zib, equates to “Biggest Dick” in Arabic. Saudi officials, apparently overwhelmed by the idea of the name, put their foot down and gave the idea of his being posted there, the kibosh. […]

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Hey, Mr. Canadian Premier, Where Do You Go For Heart Surgery? USA, USA!

February 2, 2010 – 8:22 am

From the case files of “Socialized medicine is great, why, exactly?” Newfoundland and Labrador Premier Danny Williams is set to undergo heart surgery this week in the United States. CBC News confirmed Monday that Williams, 60, left the province earlier in the day and will have surgery later in the week. The premier’s office provided […]

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