Category Archives: Humor

AGW Today: Is Barney Frank Responsible For Global Warming?

Perhaps we should feed him some garlic, but, then, we wouldn’t be treated to this bit of funny, via The Blaze Gawker may have put it best: “As you’ll see, his hips most definitely don’t lie.” During an appearance on Rachel Maddow’s MSNBC show last night, Dem. Rep. Barney Frank (D-MA) joined to talk about […]

Wolf Whistling Parrot Caught, Charged With Sexism

OK, I made up that last part. They’ll propably charge the owner. From NJ.com Less than a mile as the crow flies from where a woman said she spotted a bear Wednesday, another woman spotted another exotic South Jersey visitor Thursday and has photographic proof. “My friend heard this whistling all day but she ignored […]

Dick Durbin Troubled By Lovely Women In Jammies

Sheesh, Dickie, lighten up Senate Assistant Majority Leader Dick Durbin (D-Ill.) on Thursday night blasted for-profit colleges that he said don’t always provide quality education and can leave prospective students in debt. In particular, he criticized an advertisement saying you can get an education while staying at home in bed in your pajamas. “The ad […]

A Horrible Joke That No One Should Read

Someone at work passed this on to me: A black guy and white guy are in the doctor’s office waiting to get vasectomies. A nurse comes in and asks the men to strip and put on their medical gowns while they wait for the doctor. A few minutes later she comes back, reaches under the […]

Old And Busted In D.C.: Roving Gangs. New Hotness: Raccoons. Wait, What?

Is it just me, or does this just make sense for the District Of Columbia? WASHINGTON – It’s not unruly teens or broken escalators at one D.C. Metro stop that’s keeping people away. According to one rider, it’s raccoons! Lisa Campbell says there’s a family of raccoons chasing passengers as they enter and exit the […]

For Valentine’s Day, Give Sustainable Sex Toys

Some afternoon humor. Put this more in the category of “silly environmentalists”, rather than “barking moonbats”: They’re just trying to be Earth friendly, nothing wrong with that, but, they do really get a bit wacky: Ask Umbra’s 5 surprising things to make you a lover like no other 2. Protect your sweet thang’s thang: Go […]

That Angry Egyptian Camel Dude Sure Gets Around!

I wonder where the Angry Camel Dude has been spotted?

Oh, Great, Now Obama Is Literally Robbing Banks

Is there nothing the man won’t stoop to? Say, isn’t that the president with a gun in his hand? Actually, no, but it sure looks like it. Austrian authorities are searching for a bank robber who uses an unusual disguise: He wears a Barack Obama mask during his holdups. Oh, sorry, not actually Obama. Just […]

Uh Oh: Sal Has Jury Duty

This is an exercise in How Government Works. And funny Sal goes to court Boston resident Sal Esposito has been called to jury duty, but there’s one thing standing in the way of his ability to serve: He’s a cat. Massachusetts couple Anna and Guy Esposito received a jury duty summons for their feline friend […]

Good News! There’s Finally A Guide On How To Date A Vegan

I’m so excited. This is something we have all been dying for! Welcome to TreeShagger, our new column on green dating. If you’ve got dating issues you want us to address in future columns, drop us a line. Um, TreeShagger? Seriously? You’re having sex with trees? No one knows what tempeh is. Seriously. Except for […]

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