Category Archives: AGW Idiocy

BWT, Your iPhone Will Kill You From Globull Warming

Tom Nelson frequently makes jokes in his headlines about you using an iPhone and it causing it to flood in some 3rd world shit hole, er developing nation. I don’t think even he saw this one coming Carbon emissions? Energy overuse? Sketchy labor relations? There’s an app for that, and it’s all of them. This […]

Globull Warming Cold May Turn The Lights Out In Britain

Or, it could simply be because of idiot, moronic, silly, ridiculous, absurd climate alarmist policies. You decide Figures published last week reveal that the moment when Britain’s lights start going out may be much closer than previously predicted. Thanks in part to the hammering they took in the abnormal cold of last winter, six large […]

How About Eco-Friendly Vibrators?

Was taking a jaunt around some of the climate alarmist sites this a.m., and ran across one at Grist from the 12th that I cannot believe I missed back then, written by GINK (green inclinations, no kids) Lisa Hymas, Grist’s resident human hater Buy green sex toys, help support Grist You can’t get pregnant, or […]

“Don’t Talk To Someone Who’s Not Even A Climate Scientist”

I’ve mentioned that this weekend the climate alarmists are holding Power Shift 2011 in D.C., sponsored by the Government Accountability Project, a far left group which operates out of D.C. on ….wait, K Street? Isn’t that where all the evil lobbyists reside? And, we get funny stuff like this Climate Science Watch participated in the […]

On Earth Day, You Can Green Your Marijuana Habit

Why, yes, it is Earth Day today, though you’d barely notice it from the coverage by either the MSM nor the environmental websites. But, since you climate alarmists have hijacked the real environmental movement and incorporated an idiotic notion that a trace gas, CO2, something that is necessary for most life on Earth, and produced […]

Apparently, American Teens Knowledge Of Climate Change Hoax Sucks

So, despite all the indoctrination, all the “spreading awareness”, the snowflakes just don’t get that they need to be freaked out and asking for the Prozac out of Mom and Dad’s stash Today the Yale Project on Climate Change Communication released a new report entitled “American Teens’ Knowledge of Climate Change” based on a national […]

Charles Manson Brings The Consensus On Globull Warming

He’s one of yours now, climate alarmists. Embrace him Crazed cult leader Charles Manson has broken a 20-year silence in a prison interview coinciding with the 40th anniversary of his conviction for the gruesome Sharon Tate murders – to speak out about global warming. The infamous killer, who started championing environmental causes from behind bars, […]

Energy Saving Just Got Erotic (?)

But what if it was Al Gore’s Current TV? From The Guardian Friends of the Earth and Nuts magazine – an unlikely alliance. The catalyst is FoE’s “sexy” YouTube ad featuring amorous couple Chloe and Will. Chloe has accepted a late-night coffee at Will’s flat – as long as he doesn’t overfill the kettle. She […]

Pathetic: Warmists Now Trying To Connect With “JoeSixpack”

Here’s the latest attempt to somehow create a notion that globull warming is evil and going to destroy us all, because the climate has never changed ever in the 4+ billion year history of the Earth. RealClimate says Perhaps a way to connect with Joe Sixpack? Click the image to open up in full page. […]

Carbon Scam Goes Up A Notch: Pay To Get Guy To Write Alarmist Book

Which you’ll certainly have to turn around and pay to purchase: Carbon Zero: A Short Tour of Your City’s Future … Is one of the most important books that hasn’t been written yet. And you, good TreeHugger reader, can help ensure that it does get written — and soon. Alex Steffen, the creator of the […]

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