Category Archives: AGW Idiocy

New Warmist/Enviroweenie Word: Anthropocene

Some Friday silliness Humanity’s profound impact on this planet is hard to deny, but is it big enough to merit its own geological epoch? This is the question facing geoscientists gathered in London this week to debate the validity and definition of the ‘Anthropocene’, a proposed new epoch characterized by human effects on the geological […]

Do The Climate Change (Hoax) Rap

It has come to this Fed up with reporters pretending to be scientists, scientists are now pretending to be rappers. Or rather, scientists are attempting to communicate their message on a level that average, rap-loving people will understand. The question is — should everyone just stick to their job, or is it time for a […]

Students In NJ Finally Take Action On Climate Change!

Just kidding. They’re still out there marching and “spreading awareness” and doing nothing themselves: Students march in bid for action on climate change A small but enthusiastic clutch of Bergen Community College students carried homemade signs and chanted anti-pollution slogans as they marched from their Paramus campus to Ridgewood High School on Tuesday to raise […]

Climate Change (Hoax) Could ‘Disrupt Wi-Fi And Power Supplies’

All because someone, probably the Scottish Skeptic, drove an SUV instead of walking 20 miles to work, causing the climate to do something and something else while doing another, therefore making it hot cold wet dry snowy icy, and now Climate change ‘could disrupt wi-fi and hit power supply’ Climate change will disrupt wi-fi connections, […]

Globull Warming Will Make The Wind….Stay The Same? WTF?

Double face palm. Globull warming is supposed to make weather even more extreme, more hot, cold, worse thunderstorms and hurricanes, drought rain, more or less hurricanes, bigger tornadoes, frogs falling from the sky, you name it. Everything will change but the wind (via Climate Skeptic) Global Warming Will Not Significantly Affect Wind Energy Production Rising […]

Think Progress Doubles Down On AGW Caused Tornadoes

Their first stupid article wasn’t enough, so, like any good unhinged Leftist climate moron, they double down with Top Climate Scientist On The Monster Tornadoes: ‘It Is Irresponsible Not To Mention Climate Change’ Who are those top climate scientists? Michael Mann (with his discredited hockey stick), Gavin Schmidt, and Kevin Trenbarth. Let’s see what Kevin […]

Before You Get Going On “Globull Warming Causes Tornadoes”…

..perhaps you should listen to some experts US meteorologists warned Thursday it would be a mistake to blame climate change for a seeming increase in tornadoes in the wake of deadly storms that have ripped through the US south. “If you look at the past 60 years of data, the number of tornadoes is increasing […]

Reading Books Is Apparently Bad For Globull Warming

All you folks who read books, you are killing Gaia, and need to immediately buy an e-reader (until the alarmists determine that they are bad for Gaia). From TerraPass Unfortunately, the business of publishing books, newspapers, and magazines has a large environmental impact. In addition to the tens of millions of trees harvested every year, […]

Powershift 2011 Climahysterics Love Giant Puppets….Wait, What?

So says Bonnie Frye Hemphill Hey climate movement, you know what I missed about us that Power Shift pumped right back into me last week? The awesome. Yeah, flashmobs, pranks, swiftly organized warroom tweetups, late-night dance parties of 15,000. Remember that rebellious side of us, that “we won’t take the past for an answer” side […]

Heh! Angry Birds Causes Globull Warming

From the Department of AGW Is Caused By Everything: Is Angry Birds Increasing Global Warming? We are well aware that the Angry Birds causes plenty of damage to complex structures and greedy green pigs, but are they causing damage in real life? The most successful mobile game ever seen may damage your eyesight after a […]

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