Category Archives: Unhinged Tools

Oh No! The Evil Obama Monkey Raised Its Head!

October 12, 2008 – 7:37 pm

It’s just so terrible! As the crowd cheered at a Sarah Palin rally this morning in Johnstown, Pennsylvania, a man in the audience grinned as he held up a stuffed monkey doll with a Barack Obama bumper sticker wrapped across its forehead. The incident came at a time when McCain and Palin’s events have increasingly […]

By William Teach Also posted in Barry Obama, Democrats, John McCain, Sarah Palin, Wonky Media 1 Comment

Hey Mo! Dowd Ventures Into La La Land

October 12, 2008 – 9:34 am

If I wrote this, or, say, if someone like Michelle Malkin, John Hawkins, Jonah Goldberg, or Charles Krauthammer did, would you wonder if we had completely lost our minds? Manes Julii Caesaris paucis diebus aderant — “O, most bloody sight!” — cum Ioannes McCainus, mavericus et veteranus captivusque Belli Francoindosinini, et Sara Palina, barracuda borealis, qui sneerare […]

By William Teach Also posted in Barking Moonbats, Democrats, Dems in Charge: Now What?, Wonky Media 1 Comment

Sullivan Still Bat Shit Crazy Over Trig

October 9, 2008 – 7:19 pm

Conversation heard at a The Atlantic staff meeting: “OK, folks, web hits and bat-shit crazy or respectabilty and responsible journalism? Web hits and bat-shit crazy it is” For the record, two contemporary accounts: here and here from the local media of last April 18. Despite all this publicity, the Palins didn’t want their child to be included […]

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Dana Milbank Provides Funny Whine, Plus Palin Today

October 8, 2008 – 1:27 pm

(Washington Post) The couple hundred guests, said by local press accounts to have given $10,000 per ticket, were in an air-conditioned tent. Your pool was held outside. (Temperature: 87; Accuweather “RealFeel” temperature: 106.) Guests dined on steak salad and fruit tart, sipping white and red wine. Your pool [reporters] did not. Woah! Massive seething by someone […]

By William Teach Also posted in Sarah Palin, Wonky Media 1 Comment

LA Times Calls Sarah Palin A Monkey

October 7, 2008 – 5:17 pm

While I am still at the LA Times, via the National Review: Lisa Guerrero: Time to end this monkey business? On Friday night, the Angels’ Rally Monkey let down the home crowd in Anaheim. Although the team triumphed Sunday night in Boston, you can’t credit the monkey unless he sneaked into Jared Weaver’s suitcase. On […]

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Sullivan Goes For The Trig Birth Records (Again)

October 6, 2008 – 9:38 pm

Well known bat-sh*t crazy Internet tool, Excitable Andy, aka Milky Loads(you probably do not want to click the link), takes more (standard) shots at McCain’s medical records and the dire, all-important need for Trig Palin’s birth records McCain refuses to allow his medical records to be viewed in full by professionals at length. His running mate, […]

By William Teach Also posted in John McCain, Sarah Palin 4 Comments

AGW Today: Cattle Burps, Eating Habits, And Missing Children

October 6, 2008 – 1:35 pm

Burps? BURPS? What about far….. That cattle herd sitting in the middle of the road, contently chewing away as you honk, is not just traffic nuisance. Research has revealed that cattle belching is speeding up global warming as well! Methane, which ruminating animals like cattle and sheep emit during their digestive cycle when they belch, […]

By William Teach Also posted in Environment, Global Warming Comments Off on AGW Today: Cattle Burps, Eating Habits, And Missing Children

Election Fraud Minimal, Says Baltimore Democrat Sun

October 6, 2008 – 8:38 am

After 8 years of listening to the massive whining from Democrats and their supporters about Bush having stolen the 2000 election, calling him the pResident, then claiming the GOP stole the 2004 election, issues that have never stopped being a cause to make Liberals wacko, we get this from Cynthia Tucker at the Baltimore Sun (she […]

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Insanity Over Voteforthemilf.com

October 4, 2008 – 9:54 am

Seriously, these people on the Left should have continued their therapy sessions after the 2004 election. Of course, they probably seeked out psychiatrists that were Liberals, too. Case in point What a bizarre (and tawdry) series-of-tubes headache for the McCain campaign. How could it be that a Web site titled “VoteForTheMilf” redirects users to Republican […]

By William Teach Also posted in Beyond Moonbat, John McCain, Sarah Palin 2 Comments

Peggy Noonan And David Brooks Eat Crow

October 3, 2008 – 9:04 am

You remember Peggy Noonan, right? She of the open mike idiocy about that Palin pick being “bullshit” gaffe. Then she tried to spin it around, but, she has been less then a supporter. That is her right, but, now, she is a bandwagon jumper She killed. She had him at “Nice to meet you. Hey, […]

By William Teach Also posted in Sarah Palin, Wonky Media 1 Comment
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