Category Archives: Barking Moonbats

Good News: There’s No Constitutional Right To Marry A Laptop

At least not in Utah. The 9th Circuit could probably find a way to make this happen Utah says there is no constitutional right to marry your laptop There is no constitutional right to marry a laptop, the Utah Attorney General’s Office said in a new court filing. Responding to a lawsuit filed against Governor […]

Nordic PM’s Troll Trump’s “Orb” Photo Or Something

Yeah, this happened (Reuters) World leaders don’t generally troll each other, but the prime ministers of the five Nordic countries are giving it a shot. They just posted a photograph of themselves clasping a soccer ball — a droll take on a photo of President Trump, Saudi King Salman and Egyptian President Abdel Fattah el-Sisi […]

Some Seem Rather Upset That Trump Wants NATO Members To Pay Their Fair Share

Isn’t paying a “fair share” a big Leftist mantra around the world? It’s sure something Democratic Party voters yammer about on a constant basis here in the United States. But, really, over all these months, there is almost nothing Trump can do, say, or propose that will make Democrats happy. Trump could announce a tripling […]

Shades Of Bush: Democrats Desperately Searching For Evidence That Doesn’t Seem To Exist

Jim Geraghty, very much a #nevertrumper, writes an interesting article, wondering when all this supposed evidence will actually arrive after all these months and months and months. The Daily Caller’s Ryan Pickrell, points out two paragraphs that explain exactly why no evidence of collusion will never show Are any Democratic lawmakers starting to fear that […]

Surprise: Yet Another Hate Crime Blamed On Trump Turns Out To Be A Hoax

Surprised Monkey is surprised! (Daily Caller) A church organist was arrested Wednesday after he vandalized his own church with a swastika and pro-Trump graffiti in order to “mobilize a movement.” George Nathaniel Stang, 26, admitted in a handwritten statement to spray painting a swastika, “fag church,” and “heil Trump” on St. David’s Episcopal Church in […]

College Republicans Have BBQ Near Fasting Snowflakes

Troll level: expert (via Twitchy) https://twitter.com/gabrielwinant/status/858053426961416192 More at Gabriel’s Twitter machine. Which, of course, caused https://twitter.com/emmaroller/status/858122239828525056 The fast is mostly symbolic, anyhow.

Do Liberals Show Anti-Trumpism Reflexively? Yes

If these college snowflakes are any indication of the rest of Democrat voters, then the opposition, the #Resistance, if you will, is simply Trump Derangement Syndrome VIDEO: Students despise Obama policies…when credited to Trump https://t.co/IpvD9KSByJ via @campusreform — A.P. Dillon (@APDillon_) April 28, 2017 From the article Throughout the year, Campus Reform has shown how […]

March For (Fake) Science Demonstrators Say They’re The Real Patriots Or Something

And it was totally not political! (NBC News) It’s not often that bugs get whoops and cheers. Lovers of science got their day in the rain Saturday as they rallied around their passions, delivering applause for the technology that brought their smart phones to the obvious theme of climate change on Earth Day. Scientists didn’t […]

Washington Post: Trump Is Hollowing Out America’s International Leadership Or Something

Apparently, leading from behind is passe’ The risks of the Trump administration hollowing out American leadership On the surface, much of President Trump’s foreign policy seems to be reverting to the mainstream upon first contact with reality. Syrian dictator Bashar al-Assad’s horrific use of chemical weapons produced a quick military response, applauded across partisan lines […]

Proposal To Tow Cars With Unlicensed Drivers Deemed Anti-Immigrant Or Something

What seems pretty darned common sense saw Liberals say “hold my beer” (WRAL) A state House committee this week will debate a proposal to require vehicles driven by unlicensed drivers to be towed away from a traffic stop unless a licensed driver can be quickly found to drive the car away. House Bill 341, sponsored […]

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