Raw Story: You Can Own More Guns Than Sex Toys In Texas Or Something

Writing for Raw Story, Elizabeth Preza thinks she has found a Big Story on gun control. How she actually found this information is something I do not really want to know. And, being a Big Government type, she’s missing the obvious solution

In Texas you can legally own more guns than sex toys

Texas has more laws on the books regarding the possession of dildos than of firearms, the Houston Chronicle reports.

The Lone Star State has a law banning the possession of more than six dildos, and a total of zero laws regulating the number of guns you can own. As the Chronicle notes, the 1973 sex toy law makes it illegal for someone to possess “six or more obscene devices or identical or similar obscene articles,” or to possess them with intent to promote the same.”

The codified discrepancy isn’t limited to Texas proper. In August 2016, University of Texas at Austin student Jessica Jin organized the “Cocks not Glocks” protest after discovering that, according to the school penal code, guns are allowed on campus while sex toys are banned.

Ms. Preza goes on to note Ted Cruz’s stance against sex toys in public being rather immoral, while at the same time supporting gasp the 2nd Amendment Rights of citizens.

“The Second Amendment is about something very fundamental,” Cruz said following the San Bernardino terrorist attack in 2015. ”It’s about the God-given right of every single one of us to protect our home, our families and our lives.”

A God-given right to own guns, but definitely not more than six vibrators.

The obvious inference here, considering how Progressive Raw Story is, is that guns should be regulated in the same manner as dildos. There’s another solution, which I bet you can see…..that’s right, doing away with the restrictive laws of a long ago time, getting Government out of our lives. And, hey, if someone wants to look like a complete moron carrying a dildo or other sex toy around, let them.

Of course, Leftists would then support that person as being a Victim, and demand something or other, have a march in Solidarity, etc and so on.

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6 Responses to “Raw Story: You Can Own More Guns Than Sex Toys In Texas Or Something”

  1. Animal says:

    Texas obviously needs to deregulate sex toys.

  2. Jeffery says:

    Is it your belief that a law limiting the number of guns a person can possess violates the Second Amendment?

  3. Mike says:

    “The Lone Star State has a law banning the possession of more than six dildos”

    And no case of any assault dildos being used in the commission of a crime in Texas!

  4. drowningpuppies says:

    No one needs more than six dildos to thrill a deeyah!

  5. Jeffery says:

    Dildos don’t kill people, men with guns kill people!

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