The King says “have it his way”
Is this a real photo?
Q: How do you tell the difference between a liberal and a conservative? A: Easy. Watch a man drowning fifty feet offshore.
The conservative will throw out 25 feet of rope and shout “swim for it!”
The liberal will toss out 50 feet of rope, drop his own end, and go off to do another good deed
The National Institute of Health (NIH) announced that they were going to start using Democrats instead of rats in their experiments. Naturally, the Democratic National Committee was outraged and filed suit, but NIH presented some compelling reasons for the switch:
1) NIH lab assistants become very attached to their rats. This emotional involvement was interfering with the research being conducted. No such attachment could form for a Democrat.
2) Democrats breed faster.
3) Democrats are much cheaper to care for and PETA won’t object regardless of the experiment.
4) There are some things even rats won’t do.
Drawbacks: It is difficult to extrapolate test results to human beings.
A veggie only diet works wonders
I told Stacy I would work this one in. “Anchors aweigh, my boys, anchors aweigh.” Heh!
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